Keith Michaelis

farmer in NW Ohio, husband. father.

[Jillian Michaels @JillianMichaels]

You own a bicycle? Great, you owe us 5%." 🛑 DO NOT SCROLL.

They call it the "Billionaire's Tax," but the fine print says something completely different. This clip exposes the terrifying loophole that could let the state tax your unrealized gains—meaning money you haven't even made yet.

But here is the real kicker that will make your jaw drop: how they plan to pass it using a completely untraceable voter loophole.
You cannot make this up. Jillian Michaels and Elaine Culotti breaks down the entire hidden pipeline in 30 seconds flat. Drop your thoughts below before this gets taken down! 👇 @lipstickfarmer

Watch the full episode on my YT channel! Link is in the comments ⬇️

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

7 Latin American elections since USAID was defunded:

🇨🇱 Chile: "far-right" Kast won
🇧🇴 Bolivia: "far-right" Paz won
🇵🇪 Peru: "far-right" Fujimori won
🇪🇨 Ecuador: "far-right" Noboa won
🇭🇳 Honduras: "far-right" Asfura won
🇨🇴 Colombia: "far-right" Espriella won
🇨🇷 Costa Rica: "far-right" Fernandez won

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Today is the summer solstice, which means three things are true:

1. It's the longest day of the year
2. It's the first day of summer
3. Costco will start putting out Christmas merchandise any day now! 😂

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

They would be reporting on themselves

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

The Truth about the World Cup:

[TV News Now @TVNewsNow]

🚨 CNN just got MOCKED by Fox News’ @jimmyfailla for its frenzied ‘investigation’ coverage of the algae: “This analysis leaves the American people with one question: CNN are you ******* kidding me?!”

“With everything going on in the world, we’ve got wars in Iran and Ukraine, the government just told us aliens are real, and CNN is like ‘we’ve got to get on those phosphates down at the pond right away!’”

“Talking about fighting the wrong battles. Even Jeffrey Toobin thinks you’re yanking our chain here, you know! So crazy to think a group of people could miss the mark on such a regular basis.”

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

I have the cheat codes!

Watch the full special, Live on Short Street, on my YouTube available now!

The Tall Tales Tour is live almost every weekend!
Details: https://t.co/0fBoOPgKPj

[Apex Jones HACKED @ApexJonesHACKED]

Just think: If Dave Chappelle hadn't been high on shrooms and ran into Charlie Murphy that night in Hollywood, we probably would've never gotten Charlie Murphy's Hollywood Stories. RIP

(hooversview)

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Comparing the California High Speed Rail to Elon Musk’s SpaceX

This is how criminally inefficient California's bureaucracy has become

- The California High-Speed Rail Authority is 6 years older than SpaceX
- Total private funding for SpaceX was $12 billion, whereas California's high-speed rail is projected to cost $231 billion by the time it's completed (That's 2,000% more funding than SpaceX had)

In the same amount of time, California has laid zero miles of high-speed rails while SpaceX has developed a reusable rocket, delivered astronauts and saved astronauts from the International Space Station, and as of today has a $2.5 trillion market cap

Elon Musk will literally have been able to send people to Mars at a fraction of the cost and at a fraction of the amount of time that it's taken Gavin Newsom just to send Californians up the coast

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

I can't imagine saying about my wife what Michelle Obama just said. Barack wants the next chapter of his life to be "fun." Michelle wants it to be all about "me," as if the past few decades have been a bitter sacrifice rather than a team effort. What a sad relationship.

[Stacey Patriot @StaceyLee2025]

This chick is my soul sister lol. ‘Ratchet ass’. Love it. 🤣

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

USA USA USA

[Gary Brecka @thegarybrecka]

The 90 minutes before bed are more important than most people realize.

What you do in that window sets the biological conditions for everything that happens during sleep.

Dim lights. Stop eating. Phone away. Herbal tea. Gentle movement or breathing. That is your wind-down protocol.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

The Director of National Intelligence has just reported that Anthony Fauci funded a bioweapons lab in China in the creation of the COVID pandemic that killed millions.

ABC has crack reporter Jonathan Karl headlining an algae story.

[Rod D. Martin @RodDMartin]

8/ It gets worse:

Harvard economist Nathan Nunn found:

➡️ The more any country relied on slavery in 1750,
➡️ The poorer it was even in 2000!

Same in the U.S. The more slaves a state had in 1860, the lower its per capita income in 2000.

Slavery casts a long shadow.

[Amity @amitylee13]

Make it make sense.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

We are 10 years into Trump Derangement Syndrome, and CNN has finally found its final boss: pool algae?! Sending reporters to take water samples of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is a level of mental illness only the mainstream media could achieve.

[Thomas G Phippen @ThomasPhippen]

A teen boy on puberty blockers goes to a urologist because he was wetting his pants in class

Also his pee was strawberry colored from blood and skin flakes

Boy and his mom ask if the incontinence and bloody urine might be side effects from puberty blockers

The transition-friendly urologist says nah, transition drugs are totally safe, the problem is you're holding in your pee *too much*

A few months after stopping the puberty blockers, the boy stopped peeing blood

The urologist was charged this year for allegedly having thousands of pornographic pictures of children

[Coffee Anytime @coffee_anytime]

I call Bullsh-t!!! Let them hear us!