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@DanCPhillips@MartinSLewis And that drives up inflation because the cost is simply passed on to consumers. We're already seeing it with the NI and minimum wage hikes.
Dog: Shoves its entire face into a bed of nettles for two minutes. Totally unfazed.
Human: Lightly brushes a finger against a nettle leaf. Starts drafting a will.
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@MarkRuddStaffs@GavinBarwell Americans certainly enjoy cheaper fuel and energy, but their groceries are 2-3 times as expensive as the UK. A decent loaf of bread will set you back a fiver, minimum.
@JChimirie66677 Great post (as usual), Jim.
If we were looking at a Venn diagram of this government's weaknesses, the overlap of ideology and idiocy would be near-total.
@aegilopoides You've actually given me a good idea, Sue. I'm gonna get an AI to scour all my reader emails and put together some kind of positivity PDF.
Of course, it won't include the bellend who once emailed to say Amazon should ban the Clement books. 🙄😂
This is just one of the scores of emails I've received since publishing 'The Last Stop Video Shop'.
In the grand scheme of life, book royalties no longer seem that important. 💔
@wesstreeting Labour's governance of the UK seems to function on a coin-flip philosophy...
Heads: more tax
Tails: more regulation
There's nothing else. Nothing.
@its_mr_0@MartinWelland3 I hear you on 'Tuned Out' - I've been moaning at the publisher for what feels like forever about their shitty narrator. One day, they might listen.