Keith A Pearson

Ever-evolving human.

Also a bestselling novelist, so if you fancy escaping the shitshow for a while...

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

Pinned post. (Yes, again. I’m persistent.)

If you enjoy quirky mysteries, time-travel weirdness, and flawed but lovable characters… pull up a chair.

All my books are available in ebook, paperback, and audiobook formats + Kindle Unlimited.
Start here 👉 https://t.co/tjIMKImCht

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

@MartinSLewis With this current government's policies, we'll all be poor soon and everyone with actual wealth will be living in Dubai.

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@DanCPhillips @MartinSLewis And that drives up inflation because the cost is simply passed on to consumers. We're already seeing it with the NI and minimum wage hikes.

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@thedeadcentrex @MartinSLewis 100% 👍

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@8twinge I'm here, Kate, like the proverbial bad smell. 😁

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

Resilience (n.): the polite word for having no other choice.

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@DanielPriestley Cultural vandalism branded as 'fairness'. 🤬

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Even with the 'discount', I'm still tempted to grow a beard.

Razor blades are a fucking racket.

[Adam Eccles @AdamEcclesBooks]

this makes it all worth it :)

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

Dog: Shoves its entire face into a bed of nettles for two minutes. Totally unfazed.

Human: Lightly brushes a finger against a nettle leaf. Starts drafting a will.

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

@LouiseCulmer1 @JonnyMicro @ItsToad_ Vile, and twice the price of UK supermarkets.

[Adam Eccles @AdamEcclesBooks]

Need a Little bargain? Need a Little Time is only 99p this month in the UK. Can't beat that!
If you've already read it, tell a friend.

https://t.co/lgzNKDIUPz

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

@SandyofSuffolk I also remember a time when you could call your local GP surgery and a doctor would come out to see you within 24 hours.

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@MarkRuddStaffs @GavinBarwell Americans certainly enjoy cheaper fuel and energy, but their groceries are 2-3 times as expensive as the UK. A decent loaf of bread will set you back a fiver, minimum.

[Pete Ollerenshaw @peteo855]

Just read the wonderful Cold Heart October by @AdamEcclesBooks
‘Save it for the holiday ‘ I foolishly said.
No chance .. just magnificent

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

@JChimirie66677 Great post (as usual), Jim.

If we were looking at a Venn diagram of this government's weaknesses, the overlap of ideology and idiocy would be near-total.

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@aegilopoides You've actually given me a good idea, Sue. I'm gonna get an AI to scour all my reader emails and put together some kind of positivity PDF.

Of course, it won't include the bellend who once emailed to say Amazon should ban the Clement books. 🙄😂

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

This is just one of the scores of emails I've received since publishing 'The Last Stop Video Shop'.

In the grand scheme of life, book royalties no longer seem that important. 💔

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

@wesstreeting Labour's governance of the UK seems to function on a coin-flip philosophy...

Heads: more tax
Tails: more regulation

There's nothing else. Nothing.

[Keith A Pearson @keithapearson]

@Julespickford Instawankers. 😂

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https://t.co/y5K27laEGR

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@its_mr_0 @MartinWelland3 I hear you on 'Tuned Out' - I've been moaning at the publisher for what feels like forever about their shitty narrator. One day, they might listen.