If you enjoy quirky mysteries, time-travel weirdness, and flawed but lovable charactersโฆ pull up a chair.
All my books are available in ebook, paperback, and audiobook formats + Kindle Unlimited.
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@PolitlcsUK 15 years and 364 days old - you have minimal access to the internet because you're an impressionable child, incapable of making grown-up decisions.
The next day - You can now vote which party forns the UK government for the next 5 years.
@charli10c10@Mr_Husky1 Probably, but the gym has a ton of other equipment I use... and that equipment probably wouldn't fit in my garage, even if I could afford it.
I did try stealing a treadmill once, but I only got as far as the stairs. ๐
๐ง No Onward Chain is out now on Audible and on that Apple website. It might be iTunes, but it could be Apple Books... fuck knows.
Echo Lane Book 3, narrated by the brilliant Matt Jopling.
Imagine if other industries worked like football.
Acme Paper has just submitted a ยฃ3,000 bid for Liam in accounts. Janet is keen on a move to Smith's Packaging and handed in a transfer request.
Deadline day would be carnage.
@shauntrennery That number started at $60,000 a few months ago, and now it's $1 million, apparently. ๐ค
I'm far more inclined to believe the first number.
Ten years ago, I sent my debut novel to a handful of literary agents. I received three rejections and thought, fuck this, so I published it myself.
I sold 15,000+ copies in the first year.
The only validation you need is from readers. Don't waste your time or talent waiting for anyone else.
@Brooksie17 Good news, John. The entire book is in the can, and hopefully I'll be hitting the 'Publish' button within the next 24 hours.
I'm told that Audible's review process is now a matter of hours rather than ten days, and if that's true, it should be live within the next few days. ๐ค
Every day, in every author group on Facebook, someone asks why their AI-written novel isn't selling on Amazon.
Itโs not because it was written by AI, per se โ itโs because AI writing is generic, and who wants to read a generic novel?