keithcaroldine

he just doesn’t like ugly things.

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

this bitch always be shoppin’

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

@colinarmis girl those fucking candies

[dallas major @indiesleazy]

r.i.p. william orbit 🕊️ thank you for blessing pop music with your genius

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

watching fast & furious 6

[Fritz 🦇🐑 | #pisstwt @EvilFritter]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me faggot

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

weather network app officially garbage

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

some of you were clearly not around for the 2025 audrey hobert holidays

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

@PopCrave mama got a bigger budge

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

woke up and put on brand new chanel$

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

haven’t had a good sleep in a week

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

getting into slayyyter recently and im connecting the gay twitter references like early simpsons episodes

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

@NeilNevins WITH MACY GRAY

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

@rgri21 im sorry but this turned me on

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

@MikeReidb4vq @BBFeedsFairy she is not pretty

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

As a virgin that has sex and a vegan that eats meat,

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

@SirWallnuts @alyssaleann you’re just some ugly contrarian.

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

cops are the biggest fucking losers bro

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Police in Wisconsin used Flock to track a man who traveled to Michigan, where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisc., where it is illegal

They then used his travel as part of the probable cause justification to search his car for weed and he was arrested https://t.co/RYD9y6rp7h

[alina @avramnotever]

White people passing the blunt

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

summer 2026 everyone fat, fugly outfits and all proudly drinking a trillion calories

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

@EmpireCityBO @ParamountPics ya cause it’s still 2002 and everyone has the same feelings about this guy big willie style!

[keithcaroldine @keithcaroldine]

@Thetrilliumca because they’re fat oafs who ate it already