Keith Collins III

People actually read this?

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

I wish that @joerogan would describe every meal I eat before I do. Truly believe things would taste 40% better

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Great. Now I have to actually learn to play for the new music 🙄😂 https://t.co/guhwLNzKIQ

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Still searching for coupon codes online? @SaveHoney finds me discounts at stores like Fingerhut! Check it out: https://t.co/MGZXUwVlve

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

View from the backyard this morning 😍 https://t.co/S4dEqeB6c8

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

@StephenAtHome is there anywhere to stream tonight other than showtime? Asking for a friend.

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Confirming how much of a #lightweight #loser he is, @realDonaldTrump can't even use his own twitter now 😂😂😂 #trolldoll #agentorange

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Super stoked for this Halloween party tonight! Come out to the house @7 with a costume and you will be allowed entrance. #halloweenies

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Apparently you really need to know imaginary numbers to be a history teacher

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Awake: 3:30, work: 4:30, school:130-8. Being home and doing algebra hw: priceless. Also, I want to die. #college

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

@marcmaron constant switching from existential crisis to advertising and back is both depressing and satisfying as a consumer #capitalism

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

@therealJweb32 we gotta distract ourselves from the fragility of life somehow 💀

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Ever wonder why life has no meaning and we're all just made of star stuff and will eventually die? Yeah me neither

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Nothing hits the spot like a warm, flat Pepsi

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

@billburr I'll be happy to take a few of those miles off of your hands. The lady and I would love to take a vacation or twenty.

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Black Mirror s03e02 just ruined my world 😳

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

I thought there wasn't a worse thing than double parked trucks. Apparently semis can just park… https://t.co/rUG4poZ74N

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

How have I slept on the Corpse Bride so long? Such a great cast, animation, and story.

[Chris Dudley @ChrisUnderoath]

Gold https://t.co/HcBB00XXbV

[Keith Collins III @keithcollins3]

Brandon Routh was really terrible as Supes, but as the Atom? Fantastic. Cheesy as it is, The Flash is getting good