Yesterday's Sushi

Useless crap you don't want, but you should buy. Imagine a Hot Topic or a Spencer's with way less selection, and no hot 20 year olds working the counter.

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Welcome to #YesterdaysSushi where our place stinks just like yours. But give it like 10 minutes, and you won't even notice. Check out only the finest in #HomeDecor.
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Later, Twitter. I'm heading back over to Yahoo comments, where it's slightly less toxic.

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#GoWokeGoBroke actually makes me want to go woker (because I can't get much broker).

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@ronnypascale Send it or defend it.

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@todayyearsold Works better if you light it first.

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I ate so much last night, I had a food baby. And now I'm questioning my decision to forgo the epidural.

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@HooperHairPuff I'm not sure which is lower.

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Sometimes I think about how much therapists have to listen to, and that there’s probably a therapist that treats other therapists. And I can only imagine the poor bastard that treats those guys.

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We need younger judges so that they don’t have such a boner about taking your hat off.

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@HooperHairPuff haha

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@crazyclipsonly Heads will roll for this.

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@bethcarter007 I'm from Philly and got a 28. The grading system might be off.

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@PicturesFoIder Please only post videos like this if there's a crash.

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@MrRaceBannon The actual (and still gross) answer is, "We're trying for a baby."

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@historyinmemes Still not as dumb as a flat one.

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The top item on my bucket list is to live longer.

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@AaronMMarsh I haven't yet seen 600 tweets that I wanted to.

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A booker just told me to keep it PG-13, which is great because at least I get to show my tits and say 'fuck' just one time.

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I just overheard a complete stranger say they wanted to take some kid home with them. But it was a woman, so it’s somehow not creepy at all.

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@PatrickDewind I wish it was that cool.

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I’m wandering this mall aimlessly because I can’t find the directory. Shouldn’t there be some sort of sign to tell you where it is?