Keith Ebersole

I just want to know the truth

[Keith Ebersole @keithebersole]

@itsrosesm Absolutely could not care less.

[Keith Ebersole @keithebersole]

Why do they always go out of their way to blame someone other than the criminals?

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JUST IN: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson says the city will fight teen takeovers by “holding social media platforms accountable.”

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@JaySonTafari @actingliketommy God is the Creator and Ender of all life. He can kill anyone he wants.

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@kertdde @samtripoli She’s not bitter. This is how she makes her money. This is why she’s moderately famous. She knows exactly what games to play so the retards will attack Tony and others

[Keith Ebersole @keithebersole]

@wbfactor @HazelAppleyard @AlexPolmer That old “slippery slope” turned out to be very steep and very slippery

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@rizahariati @EverIntrigued What a wild take lol

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@BuenoForMiami Sounds like someone needs a spanking

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@boosmithard @warDaniel47 Neither; it will be a trial

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@HaAdam45 @HECK_Yes_Pod @KillaKreww

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@HaAdam45 @HECK_Yes_Pod @KillaKreww Nothing means more in comedy than being correct lol

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@_DankSolo @KillaKreww There’s a reason no one takes Chelsea seriously as a comedian

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@JBPritzker Try to keep all the donuts out of your mouth

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@BenNetan30 @MalleusIg Turns out it’s trans that are low IQ larpers

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@luisjgomez That name’s too gay for a puppy

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@Breaking911 Guess we should mask up then if the WHO says not to worry lol

[Keith Ebersole @keithebersole]

@TallentSam Banger episode

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@pinkheretic Consent to sex is both parties consenting to pregnancy. You take the risk.

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@JBPritzker The short may have been in but you look like you need to come out

[Keith Ebersole @keithebersole]

@CasuallyGreg B-b-b-but the parties switched!