Keith 🐘 Tembo

Drunken musings from a depressed mindset.

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

You can't actually expect me to work this week?

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

I'm gonna be homeless soon but @Arsenal have made it better. Nooorrrffff Laaaannndaaaan Foooorrreeeevvvaaaa

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

I'm really being too quiet about this. @Arsenal are PL champions!!! Only took 22 years...

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

Right elbow, both knees, and right ankle constantly in pain. Add a broken psyche to the mix and you have the perfect cocktail to what I'm dealing with daily.

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

Banksy being "revealed" and then his art losing value is the Banksiest thing to happen to everyone who paid millions for his work.

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

A friend just mentioned how having a PlayStation is childish. She might not be my friend for much longer.

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

"Heat of the moment" or not, mouth covered or not, it's absolutely disgraceful. #KickItOut

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

Things I love: most things.

Things I hate: most things.

"It's not you, it most definitely in-fucking-fact, all me"

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

TKO because that right hook was all technique. #PaulJoshua

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

The funny thing is: at one point, Jake Paul thought he was doing the "rope-a-dope"..

[Saint Andrew's International High School @SAIntS_Malawi]

Because great staff deserve a great break! Please take note of our operating schedule during this #FestiveSeason 🎄. #EndlessOpportunities

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

🦅🦅🦅

[Saint Andrew's International High School @SAIntS_Malawi]

It's happening! This weekend, bright minds from around Blantyre will blend innovation, teamwork, and just the right amount of charisma — because saving the planet should be serious and exciting! 🌱🌍 #SaIntSSummit #MalawiYouth #sustainability #sustainabilitymatters

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

Just told meself that it's time to turn the playstation off because I have work in the morning... What have I become??

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

Somehow feeling fatter *after* the intense footy session last night... Oh well... Here's to another year @TheBlackIsco @charliesheen #StayWinning

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

Not an ideal week. That's for sure.

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

"How tall you've grown!"
- no one in my entire existence -
vs
"You've gotten fat"
-everyone, all the time-

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

Fucking. Failure.

[Keith 🐘 Tembo @keithfrommalawi]

'Mon the EAGLES! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Saint Andrew's International High School @SAIntS_Malawi]

And that's that! After a day of intense competition, it's the Mighty 🦅Eagles🟢 of Soche who take home the spoils! #SAIntSSportsDay⚔🟡🦁🔵🐲🔴🦅🟢