Keith Groover

Musician, educator, husband/dad, inventor of The Glide

[Keith Groover @keithgroover]

@Steeny1988 @HolyPost_Media Republicans nominated him three times for president. They've had many many chances to pick a better person and chose not to.

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@katrosenfield @xwanyex Law enforcement professionals are supposed to be the professionals. If he thought Renee Good was being flippant or blase he should have said "hey, this is serious, and I don't want you to get hurt. Please leave before something bad happens. Thank you, and have a nice day."

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@bendreyfuss @APatrick1058062 @LandsmanWayne APatrick is right and you're wrong, unless you're using an extremely technical and pedantic version of "owning".

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@KObserves @JonahDispatch good one?

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@Bhess @DavidAFrench Since we have a grand total of zero who have been murdered, PROBABLY at least one.

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@Bhess @DavidAFrench Ok, let's give the federal government the ability to arrest anyone at any time without the enforcers identifying who they are or what department they're from. I see no downsides to this plan and no possibility for it to ever be abused.

Alternative plan: prosecute harassers.

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@Bhess @DavidAFrench In America we punish people who do wrong things, AND we don't let faceless federal enforcers have authority over us. If someone gets harassed, we prosecute the harasser.

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@lukacsy @NateSilver538 Thank you. It's disheartening that so many people have apparently forgotten how to read.

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@LizWolfeReason She didn't say "no one" on the internet is cheering, just that "the internet" (as a whole) isn't cheering, which I think is clearly true.

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@oath1789 @JonahDispatch Oof

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@JESSICARAB58159 @LizWolfeReason So, I'm guessing the lesson you are imparting is that if Donald Trump was correct one time then that means coal actually is going to come back?

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@LizWolfeReason This is the same president who promised a resurgence of the *coal* industry, so it's not like he has a track record of thinking these things through.

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@theoherrera514 @JonahDispatch In other words . . . kiss the ring.

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@MitziFetch @elonmusk Lol, that would be HILARIOUS. A blind dog could beat Elon in court on this one. The trial would last two minutes. "They said I did a Nazi salute!" [rolls tape] "Case dismissed."

[Keith Groover @keithgroover]

@LizWolfeReason If you want to say it wasn't a Nazi salute, whatever, that's fine. But saying it "obviously wasn't" a Nazi salute is essentially gaslighting. No, it obviously *was* a Nazi salute, but you are free to attempt to make a counter case, if that's how you want to spend your energy.

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@mattyglesias Smoking only *looks* cool. It smells AWFUL.

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@NateSilver538 Keep times the same throughout the year, and individuals, companies, schools, or whatever can adjust their schedules if they want to take advantage of daylight.

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I honestly don't know if people realize that the only drums you hear in this clip are coming from the instrument I invented, The Glide.

[Keith Groover @keithgroover]

Feeling sad? Here's a song about a Hippo!

And that instrument I'm playing on the bottom is called The Glide. It can do drums, chords, and melody lines. More at https://t.co/V0fhQy0H5q

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@chrisstanchak @NateSilver538 Exactly. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't have kids. I mean, it's still corrupt . . . but I *understand* . . .