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my mate told me to name the account that I’m not a man called Keith and I promise I’m not that randy haha | 25 | she/they

[liss @keithisrandy]

I’ve not cried that much in a theatre in a loooong time, she was immaculate, also I’ve not listened to this with sound so apologies if we’re annoying with the screaming 🤪 #primafacie

[angel @angelshit]

You will never take my Yay away from me

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

If a white girl invites you to her pilates class, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

To be very clear, I don’t haťe working but I haťe the concept of working 7-8 hours a day and then going home to only about 5 hours to yourself, which includes catching the bus, cooking, and getting ready for the next day. This is not life.

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

untalented people love A.I.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

The fact that y’all don’t see the future of CLEAN DRINKING WATER as worth prioritizing over AI is wild to me.

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

if someone followed me around my house and saw how much i use my phone i believe they’d choose to mercy kill me

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[͏ ͏ ͏ @urrmms]

“will you stop using vaseline after jennie became their ambassador?”

me asf:

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[misa! @misak1nz]

my villain era keeps getting interrupted by me being a sweetie pie

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Now if I were the clit where would I be…

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I’m something of a Stupid Bastard myself

[☆ @mugIerette]

I think we don't shame AI users enough

[Mads @europemaxxed]

and copilot too

[Pai de limoncito @Paudipou]

Cualquiera más woke q yo = irritante
Cualquiera menos woke q yo = ignorante

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

cumpoota blow my head smoove off