You know what I want for Christmas, I mean really want for Christmas? Some of that old school @McDonaldsCanada orange drink that came in that big cooler you could rent. That would be sweet!
I was between 2 parked cars on the opposite side of traffic on a one-way street to skip a song on my phone and a dude approached me to tell me that I was not “parked” in a safe spot. I told him if I get hit, I hope I don’t end up in a wheelchair. His angry confusion gave me joy