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A Twitter bio is whatever is more relevant than a pinned tweet but less provocative

[John Michael McGrath @jm_mcgrath]

'We will never fucking trust you again' https://t.co/ZvnrHghfDy

[. @jdpoc]

The most subtle Xmas cartoon ever By 'Off The Mark' Cartoons.

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

Millennials averaging 4.0 Recessions Per Lifetime is an insane statline

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Happy Darkness Minute everyone! Every year on this day, at the exact minute this was posted, December 6th at 19:56 UTC (2:56pm EST), 86.11% of the world population is shrouded in darkness.

This is when the most people experience nighttime simultaneously.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

A reminder that Gonzo's delivery of the single greatest line in film history is made infinitely better once you realise it is an EXACT rendering of Charles Dickens' own emphasis in the original story.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

To recap:

• HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street
• Netflix picks up Sesame Street
• Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max

Elmo's out here playing 3D chess

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

Christopher Nolan reading the last sentence here

[Dale Smith @journo_dale]

“I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face,” says the guy who invited the face-eating leopards into the house and made them a nice warm bed.

[Daniel Kelley @danielmakelley]

Cybersecurity is the only field where “nothing happened” is the success metric. If you do your job perfectly, the reward is silence and a budget cut next quarter.

[Ken Boessenkool @KenBoessenkool]

People who say government should be run like a business don’t understand that government should only do things business can’t.

[Nathan Calvin @_NathanCalvin]

Andy really deserves to go viral for this one

[Jason Markusoff @markusoff]

An Alberta separatist leader gets the sort of raucous reaction the UCP convention typically reserves for the party leader

[Jason Markusoff @markusoff]

Danielle Smith tried to sell her federal-Alberta energy deal to the UCP convention crowd: tepid applause. She told them that this proved Canada work well for Alberta: loud boos.
This ain’t a base that wants Smith to work with a Liberal PM on a better industrial carbon tax.

[Duane Bratt🇨🇦 @DuaneBratt]

This is the video of Smith being booed at the UCP Convention. Smith looks stunned and the journalists just go wow!

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

bringing back my all time favorite tiktok in honor of thanksgiving

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Me driving towards a typical new SUV at night:

[Sigourney Beaver 🎗️🐹🐎🐦🌳🧡🧡🧡 @sigourneybeaver]

Every sentence of this is even better than the last.