Keith Langmead

SysAdmin, part time DBA, all round geek and long time shooter.
@[email protected]

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

Not wanting to be left out I'm giving Mastodon a try... so people can likely expect as regular and engaging content from me @[email protected] as they get here! ;) #sarcasm

[Katie Littlejohns @KatielittleJ]

@RakieAyola hi, my little boy is deaf. I’m campaigning for free BSL courses for parents of deaf children. No parent should have to pay to communicate with their child. Please can you retweet my petition? Thank you 😊 https://t.co/NPTsoh9Yrx

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

@GeeKastUk Yep, all three sites were down for a bit, and the whatapp mobile app would work for a bit and then lose connection again.

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

Popping on Twitter to check if #facebook is indeed down just like everyone else on the planet. Bets that Musk will see the increase in tweets and assume it's a positive reaction to his purchase? 🤔

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Everyone coming to twitter when WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook stops working:

#whatsappdown #instagramdown #facebookdown

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

So I guess that confirms that those of us who don't want a massive brick in their pocket can indeed do one. No upgrade path for our mini's. #AppleEvent

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

@Brother_UK Do you realise Croatia and Serbia are different countries, and that's not Serbia's flag next to its name?

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

Oh the irony of the Linux High Availability project being unavailable.

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

@amazonfiretv What's happened to the Album option in screensaver settings? Only seeing "Amazon Collection" and "Most Recent from Your Photos".

[Muselk @muselk]

Whoever designed this floor is evil. THATS A FLAT CARPET.

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

Someone's attempt to "Tommy Tables" Companies House! https://t.co/SvPHUTFGhp :-) #sqlinjection

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

@AndyMackay_ injured spider missing a leg?

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

Yay, finally had my first "Microsoft support" phone call! Highly enjoyed playing dumb and stringing them along for a while.

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

@mr_vpw @Pebble I am indeed, definitely hope not, love my Time Round and the reaction it provokes when people realise it's not just a watch!

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

*sigh* Living in a world where this needs spelling out! https://t.co/UpgZtc7azT

[Helen O'Hara @HelenLOHara]

Incredible clarification on this health poster.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The #BlackFriday deals on Amazon get better every year

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

When customer networks grow and expand over time!

[Janine Jansen @JanineJansenTV]

The latest scene this morning at Royal Clarence Hotel in Exeter. 100 firefighters remain here

[Asexual Pride @AsexualPride]

📷 kfloresdraws: Just some thoughts for this year’s asexuality awareness week!  Thank you for continuing... https://t.co/VSSdRVhqq9

[Keith Langmead @KeithLangmead]

@sqldbawithbeard @PowerTip Shame it doesn't include all the valid chars, and also test user and domain space as different rules apply.