Keith

I get nervous around other people.

[Keith @keithlstevens]

Hoka shoes give me the ick.

[Keith @keithlstevens]

The best way to find out you have an ant problem is to give a toddler a snack unsupervised.

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@DenverMenswear bought a wonderful Mt. Rainer parka! Thanks for the heads up.

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@LuckyPieLodo found out my wife has melanoma this weekend...

[Keith @keithlstevens]

Vertical Integration is when the same people own the coffee company and the toilet paper manufacturer.

[Keith @keithlstevens]

So this is in my house now...

[Alisha Sweeney @djalishasweeney]

#UMS2014 Pro Tip: if you can't get into @ATomCollinsBand at @Hi_Dive at midnight, come to safari room at 414 broadway & see @TotalGhost

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@TheOrvedahl

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@vincemblack nice work!

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@TheOrvedahl great work last night!

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@OpenAirCPR @TheUMS @NewMdrd

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@OpenAirAlisha it was crazy in there

[Keith @keithlstevens]

Sometimes when people say "sorry", what they really mean is "orry" but they add S's to the beginning of words.

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@OpenAirAlisha so will I!

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@vincemblack it's healthy for all of us to admit this. I don't want to duplicate your work though.

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@wadi2133 @thombullock #flareboner

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@thombullock J.J. Abrams at his best, wait, what were we talking about?

[Keith @keithlstevens]

@michael_mcclain they're kinda stuck, no one would take you serious if anyone found out they were bad actors so they keep pretending

[Keith @keithlstevens]

What if this whole time movie stars were just pretending to be good actors?

[Keith @keithlstevens]

I'm starting to realize people don't appreciate it when you change the subject because you're uncomfortable with how boring they are.