Keith McCoolah_not

Hedge fund trader. Risk Manager, Genius. CEO of Stinkeye, world's greatest hedge fund and newsletter.

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I'm going long of this market BIGLY tomorrow!

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What? Trump won??? This is fucking great!

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@bclund @ToddSullivan @StockTwits stick to the pud pulling...no offense.

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@graciehart01 white supremacy? do you realize that white people are the minority? Do you understand reverse discrimination? Idiot....

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@ToddSullivan @bclund you guys and your @stocktwits circle jerk is just sad. You suck as a trader and blogger.

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@wolfegal01 <------ FUCKING IDIOT

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@graciehart01 you're a fucking special kind of stupid aren't you?

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@kellyslater @swainton very thick waves...

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@EdAsante77 @instapundit @voxdot_com

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@vauxnews @instapundit check out this one! @voxdot_com

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Why a US Win Could Return Germany To Naziism

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Another reason for my prompt return: GROWTH SLOWING!!! #TIMESTAMPED

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Why Obama's Golf Habit is Actually Good for The Economy!

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Exclusive Look at Lois Lerner's Innocent Hard Drive Failure!

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Would someone on my staff please retweet some of my quotes so I can retweet them?

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#FF this objective side project!!! @voxdot_com

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Why a US Win Today is Anti-American and Could Hurt Foreign Relations With #ISIS

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285 Reasons Why Chelsea Clinton Hasn't Benefited From Nepotism!

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I decided my knowledge was too great to give away for free and wanted to make you monkeys salivate prior to my return.

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@The_Real_Fly gargle my ball sack, headed to $0