Kelly Slater

Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities, and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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@Matt_Pinner Polo, water polo, soccer, golf, cricket, pool, rugby, lacrosse, Croquet, field hockey, Jai Alai, squash.

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@AtheistFurry @lady_valor_07 Imagine trusting a drug addict who just broke into your home who ‘doesn’t care about the occupants’ when they tell you they’re unarmed. Would be a real stupid way to die or let your family be harmed.

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@Matt_Pinner Branding iron for dads with annoying kids in the 70’s.

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@stfuesh Wizard with a cane.

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@Matt_Pinner A balding Snoop Dogg.

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@Matt_Pinner Memory

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@TheOmniLiberal Is this just shock value or are you this devoid of humane commentary? It’s really vile. I’ll never understand people who enjoy trying to enrage others or what it benefits them

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@WaitingForPerot @pmcall @RocketsRedGlove @Humanspective You’re about as desperate for attention as anyone I’ve seen here in a long time. I for one can say he’s been incredibly helpful for my understanding of the whole topic. You seem strangely jealous.

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@Michael59302787 Pretty standard that multiple storms travel east to west around northern and southern hemispheres. Don’t let the colors scare you. Clouds, rain and wind never stop.

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@iFightForKids @PeterHotez @RobertKennedyJr @joerogan @merissahansen17 I disagree with both his views on the vax and you showing up to his house unannounced. I’d also like to see the debate but nobody should feel like people are waiting outside their home to hassle them. He doesn’t seem like a bad guy but he should be annoyed.

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@gregnormanjr 🫣😳

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I’m going to @RobertKennedyJr’s upcoming Space. Will you join too? https://t.co/WAYOGraCiI

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Introducing the #KLLY Sandal. Inspired by the moon. Designed like a turtle. Produced from algae blooms.

Proud to announce the first in our line of footwear options. Limited first run available now.

https://t.co/LMTUNXOBit

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@tomselliott Fauci used to say it took decade to approve a vaccine. The attacks against the unvaccinated were nothing short of evil. If a vaccination works the vaccinated would have concern for the unvaccinated, not hatred. Once that attack started it was clearly beyond suspicious.

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Justin Ghaetje is a beast. Great finish. @ufc #UFC286

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@SamSacks Did you watch the same line of questioning the rest of us did? 😄 If you listened out of context to her twisted slant then you could make yourself believe that.

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@strongcurrent4 You’re heartbroken about this? Is the term right wing (users) equally divisive cause that’s how the original tweet was posed? Left wing and right wing are frames of mind/POV’s with neither being inherently bad.

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@slim_scsi And who are you if we went to school together?

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@slim_scsi @krassenstein When covid happened I saw a tweet saying anyone who doesn’t get vaxxed should be lined up in front of mass graves and shot. No warning to them for it. Not taken down. So you’re saying tweets have gotten meaner and more toxic since Elon? Examples?