Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers

Day Trader | 2x Academic All American | Ohio Wesleyan 99’ | ΔΤΔ | Sabrina Carpenter Superfan | Haven’t Shaved Since “06 | Risk Taker | 1 hole in 1 | Democrat

[Hunnar Genderson @hunnargenderson]

“Yeah babe it’s called the burnerverse but we call it the beev it’s just a bunch of random dudes that tweet bullshit all day”

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Flight out of Cancun after spring break gets cancelled while we’re on the tarmac and had to deboard… you know what they say #wheninrome #XX #flops

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Mmmmm thanks dad #financedaddy #fuckuimrich #jerkthatthrobber

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Happy hour at Applebees is making me horny… @Oliverhashcock8 Bev check?? Miss you and hope you’re doing well! #halfdox #beesnuts #4040

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

@Oliverhashcock8 It’s been a pleasure knowing you. I’m gonna ropemaxx here after I unleash one final load. Goodnight BV

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Guinness in a plastic cup. All my wrong doings are finally catching up to me. What did I do to deserve this? Someone please help me asap I’m going to kms! #nooooo #boomsticks #hornsdown

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Bev check @Oliverhashcock8
Buckeyes by a million I’m in the pocket let’s go to fiddlenuts #hometeam

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Let the games begin… #hornsdown #nigged

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Are we back? Are we…fucking… back? #4th #lostinthesauce #homegame

[Reed “Legend” Lawson 🇺🇸 @LegendLawson1]

Absolute dickwad this morning at Buckeye Donuts on high street. Sick pajamas my man🤙. #shrinkthegame

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

I’m done fucking around with you fucking losers. Let the games begin

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Uncle Keith ventured out into the wilderness with hopes of reconciling his inner monologue. Ended up getting attacked by a bee. I vow to never step foot into the woods ever again. #shrinkcamping #mediumrare #farty

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

I woke up so fucking angry today. It’s 2:30, 6 beers deep. Just ripped my 3rd bump in the last 30 min and I’m still angry. Is something wrong with me? Why can’t I be happy right now? #sadness #poop

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

God I FUCKING hate hoopify so much. Put me in a room with a gun with 2 bullets, hoopify, and hitler. I’m putting one in hoopifys knee and the other in his stomach and watching him bleed out. I want to shave his stupid head and stab a katana straight through him. #shrinkthattwink

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Mmmm… number 13 I’ll have. Original Italian, yes. Mikes way… the only way, it is. Size matters not… but giant mmm, yes. #XWing #pocketfullofsunshine #gobacktobedgolforkillsomestormtroopers

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

They say ignorance is bliss… so is white privilege. This one’s for you Mr. Miyagi, you were a fucking badass, an inspiration to all. #yessensei #whiteisright #chucknorris

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Happy national gf day to all the lucky guys with girlfriends. Just kidding fuck all of you little cucks I hope you get cheated on. Anyway, I’ll be here with my shandy watching blue jays ball. Don’t fuck with me today not in the mood. #flicker #mono #whyismypeckeritchy

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Familiar sight on this Homeric Thursday evening. I’m in the pocket, 3 step drop, quick slant to Antonio brown for the td. I’m at peace. #wiilovebeer #muha #allornothing

[Keith “da hairiest” Rodgers @keithmeyer112]

Was about to wack my shit and the first vid I opened ph to was “autistic step sis trades labubu for anal” and I immediately had to stop and rethink my life choices. Not gonna stop tho. #goon #analyzed