Keith M⚙️⚙️re

Randonneur, bike geek, grizzled software curmudgeon. He/him/his

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[Keith M⚙️⚙️re @keithmo]

@SahilExec Maybe the 3rd party HTML parsing library we were using was attaching gigantic properties to the strings it was returning? I have no idea.

I left the magic line in there along with a giant block comment explaining why it's there and warning to never remove it.

So odd.

[Keith M⚙️⚙️re @keithmo]

@SahilExec On a whim, I changed the last line of getMetadata() to:

return JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(results))

Now the feature is actually working and there is no memory leak.

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@NanouuSymeon Vim

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@ConsciousRide “Are you willing to tell the C Suite that it was ‘secure enough’ after the next successful intrusion?”

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@lady_valor_07 Laughs in uucp.

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@sappiencer @staranchenko_cy @crunchydata A similar thing happens with upsert operations (insert into…on conflict…). We learned this the hard way in a previous company. A table’s serial (note: not bigserial) primary key hit (2^31)-1 but the table only had a few million rows.

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@TheTrueVanguard idspispopd

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@AriDrennen Happy Birthday!

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@AriDrennen Congratulations you two!

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@queenbeemarian @ATRightMovies "Walk this way."

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@wsdot_traffic Is there any information on exactly where the closures are? Specifically, is 410 open between SE Mud Mountain Rd and 244th Ave SE?

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@cyclist_andyc I’m a big fan of @DeFeet Aireator socks.

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@AriDrennen The mind boggles.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (19th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Getting irrationally upset when my favorite grocery store rearranges their shelves.

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@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio Bloodrock