Rusty Shackleford

live fat, die young

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

never stops being darkly funny to me that doctors struggle to diagnose autism while a 12-year-old bully can do it in 10 seconds flat

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[Rusty Shackleford @keithmulvaney]

@realDonaldTrump you're an impotent cuck.

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@realDonaldTrump you dumb fucking cunt

[Rusty Shackleford @keithmulvaney]

@realDonaldTrump go fuck yourself :)

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@JDVance jizz gargler

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@FmrRepMattGaetz fuckin creep

[Rusty Shackleford @keithmulvaney]

Revolt

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@elonmusk you will be remembered as a parasite

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@DonaldJTrumpJr ur lil bitch Jr

[Rusty Shackleford @keithmulvaney]

@realDonaldTrump ur a dumb bitch

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@elonmusk go fuck yourself you vile prick

[Rusty Shackleford @keithmulvaney]

Do you remember when you joined X?

Me neither, but I remember when I joined Twitter. #MyXAnniversary

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Shane Gillis’s monologue!

[BrothersWinchester @J2HighSchoolAu]

I didn’t get all of it because of the block, but it was good fun. TT verdin better https://t.co/giWW0cq0xX

[Rusty Shackleford @keithmulvaney]

If I need to answer another old ass coworker's email question I'm gonna lose it. Just dismiss the nudge, David.