Keith

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[Keith @keithofficial2]

And if he does, he’ll probably use the same contractor that worked on the pool. Al. bert G. eorge.

[Keith @keithofficial2]

The latest: #47/47 will visit Mt. Rushmore to mark our 250th Celebration. He’ll probably want to add his head also.

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@WorkElizab 1+1+1+2+5+2+1+2+1

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@WorkElizab 16.

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They believe in your false promises or they have well paying gigs that they don’t want to risk losing by publicly criticizing you. Therefore you can believe that you are popular when you’re not.

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A possible cause of TJS. You are known by billions of people but you are very unpopular. Yet, a small % of people agree with what you stand for….

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and this small % of billions could be hundreds of thousands. These hundreds of thousands of people are constantly praising you for a few possible reasons….

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I constantly have to remind myself that this isn’t local American Football where our team losing before the elimination round doesn’t mean that they will lose the next game.

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@The_Phinstones Maybe the 2081 season. If they do that they will match the Cubs for longest stretch between titles.

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The latest: The US and Iran are now agreeing to a ceasefire (for real). Looks like the stock market opens today.

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It was ok. I wouldn’t watch it over 30 times however.

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F.Y.I. Song Song Blue isn’t a movie about Neil Diamond. It’s about a Neil Diamond Tribute Couple. Checking it out right now. Not sure if it will be ‘so good so good so good’.

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There was a house on Miami Gardens drive a few decades ago that was also prone to cars running into it.

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#45/47 said he was going to shake things up over there. When it comes to Venezuela he doesn’t T.A.C.O.

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Should be very easy to answer: In what sports league is a shutout nonexistent?

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Maybe this will help this get more then 180 views. https://t.co/6GYNwPXbT5

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FYI: Field of Dreams was off sort of. Archibald ‘Moonlight’ Graham died in 1965, not 1972.

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@NeilRogersRadio And ‘God’ may have saved El Presidente again because if the Spurs hadn’t choked in games 4 and 5 and went on to win the NBA title, El Presidente would have been blamed for it and would have met a similar fate as ‘Hey Sus’.

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@MattPinner_ Emergency

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Looks like we have a real agreement. Not a Memorex or Orange Man’s social page agreement.