Keith Ori

•3-Time Father of Free Range Children •Builder @AETV #ZombieHouseFliiping •RE Investor, Orlando, FL •Frequently Speaks in Metaphors

[Keith Ori @keithori]

After leaving @HomeDepot my 10 y/o daughter, Zanuki, looked at me and said that she wanted to follow in my footsteps and join the military.
“But just for the discounts”, she added. 😂😂😂 #homedepot

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The 25th Amendment would be a great solution if all of the people required to enact it weren’t depending on pardons from Trump in exchange for illegally carrying out his agenda. #25thamendment #trump

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#zombiehouseflipping #nosleeptilkyiv #ukraine #SlavaUkraïni

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

🚨This account from a Venezuelan security guard loyal to Nicolás Maduro is absolutely chilling—and it explains a lot about why the tone across Latin America suddenly changed.

Security Guard: On the day of the operation, we didn't hear anything coming. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation. The next thing we saw were drones, a lot of drones, flying over our positions. We didn't know how to react.

Interviewer: So what happened next? How was the main attack?

Security Guard: After those drones appeared, some helicopters arrived, but there were very few. I think barely eight helicopters. From those helicopters, soldiers came down, but a very small number. Maybe twenty men. But those men were technologically very advanced. They didn't look like anything we've fought against before.

Interviewer: And then the battle began?

Security Guard: Yes, but it was a massacre. We were hundreds, but we had no chance. They were shooting with such precision and speed... it seemed like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute. We couldn't do anything.

Interviewer: And your own weapons? Didn't they help?

Security Guard: No help at all. Because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something—I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move.

Interviewer: And your comrades? Did they manage to resist?

Security Guard: No, not at all. Those twenty men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us. We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I've never seen anything like it. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon or whatever it was.

Interviewer: So do you think the rest of the region should think twice before confronting the Americans?

Security Guard: Without a doubt. I'm sending a warning to anyone who thinks they can fight the United States. They have no idea what they're capable of. After what I saw, I never want to be on the other side of that again. They're not to be messed with.

Interviewer: And now that Trump has said Mexico is on the list, do you think the situation will change in Latin America?

Security Guard: Definitely. Everyone is already talking about this. No one wants to go through what we went through. Now everyone thinks twice. What happened here is going to change a lot of things, not just in Venezuela but throughout the region.

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It’s not a coup if nobody opposes it.

Democrats, stop calling it a coup unless you’re willing to stand up.

Trump is just being Trump; the Democrats abject failure to stop or even oppose him is why this is happening.

Make a stand.

@TheDemocrats @HouseDemocrats #democrats

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Have a house to sell in Central Florida? https://t.co/CGy6T7U22P
#sellhouse #houseforsale #realestate

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Why @F1 - because if you could die playing golf, nobody would play golf. That’s why.

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The Trump administration sure has taken the edge off of April Fools’ Day. 🤔

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@DWRshow I hope you don’t mind; just finished the @TonyKanaan podcasts & want to ask why you didn’t ask about the Greg Moore and Dan Wheldon crashes, or Helio’s tax trial? They seemed conspicuous by their absence. Podcasts were otherwise awesome as usual, thank you.

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I think maybe she should have done Rogan.

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@nearly_departed S6E27? I wasn’t aware we filmed a 6th season. 😂 Let me take a look.

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@ragnars @joni_askola Awesome!!

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Star Wars IV (New Hope) hits different in 2024; ex. In the scene where Luke buys C-3PO and R2D2 from the Jawas he’s buying used Roombas on Marketplace. And he acts like it.
#StarWars

[Keith Ori @keithori]

@katieleszcynski This is probably the long way around, but would you mind checking your IG DM for a message from me? Trying to reach you regarding social media. Many thanks

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I’m getting tired of living through history.