Keith Parish

NBA podcaster (@fastbreakbreak, @grizzliespod, formerly @theathletic, @grindcitymedia) and pianist. used to be @royira, which was/is a band name

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

if my 8 year old wins $15 on a scratcher legally do I have to give her the money

[Fastbreak Breakfast @fastbreakbreak]

nashville is around the 21st biggest city in the US, is 2/3rds democrat, and has no representation in Congress because of gerrymandering.

It's split in 3.

today if you live in the special zone split for partisan reasons, vote for AFTYN BEHN

make them gerrymander again

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

remaking moana already is fine. But where are my disney+ shot for shot remakes of margin call and Michael clayton?

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

great moments in parenting:

the boy requested the Interstellar soundtrack as a demon hunter break, and I showed him the track he chose was the exact same chord progression as the kpop song he was sick of

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

The majority of drivers on I-24 in Nashville are:

a) trying to die
b) indifferent if they die

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

why don’t song titles go this hard anymore

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

as a parent, I treat lunch the same way they tell us to treat oxygen masks on a plane

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

@beefyjo Wow! Thank you for sharing. Hope you are well!

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

why is every 5th grader in Nashville asked to buy $25 worth of black expo markers for school supplies

and will those 500 dry erase markers per class be enough

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

I’m a single issue voter, and that issue is Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

when my kids ask to hear taylor swift i give them "Macavity" from the Cats movie. this is why i'm not giving up my Dad of the Year title anytime soon

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

incredible that the republicans are going to absolutely destroy Medicaid and also build a fucking secret police and concentration camps and Dems as spending all of their time attacking zohran instead of doing anything about it

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

this is no way to live

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

not enough chatter on here about how TIMECOP nailed the evangelical fascist movement

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

watched school of rock with my kids and paramount plus was like “since you enjoyed that I will now autoplay ‘Gangs of New York’”

[Christopher R. Weingarten @1000TimesYes]

How will Spotify pay musicians now?

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

finally something that could get trump to invest in science

[ABC News @ABC]

Scientists at CERN's Large Hadron Collider have successfully transformed lead into gold atoms, achieving an ancient alchemist dream through modern physics. https://t.co/Xx1UDV5VQi

[Keith Parish @keithparish]

when they say a 7x10 foot rug is machine washable, do they just mean theoretically?