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Haven’t been on my personal account for a while, because it was getting lame. Seems like it’s even more lame now. How long until this all collapses?

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@tedcruz You’re such a gross human being. Way to suck the dick of the guy that shit all over you and your wife. Lick those boots, Teddy. Morals. Integrity. Got either?

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I haven’t posted on here in a while so.... Fuck that piece of shit human being @realDonaldTrump November can’t come fast enough.

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@TurkeyHillMM I think you need to train your employees better. We’re lucky if they have a mask even on. It’s usually half on their face and they’re allowing customers in with no masks. This pandemic is real ya know.

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@Aerosmith and @Walmart are missing out on a great “Shop Safely” commercial opportunity. #walkthisway #shopthisway

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@stoolpresidente get to Bar Pazzo in Scranton for some awesome wood fired pizza!

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@TurkeyHillMM is a joke. They’re either taking care of customers with no masks on or their own employees don’t have one on. Because of businesses and people like this is why Pa will spike and be shut down again.

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@DJIGlobal and @FiLMiCPro you guys need to talk and soon. I ordered and don’t want to have to return. Researched best gimbal in price range and DJI won. Just learned about FiLMiC and read no support. WHY?! #WTF #OsmoMobile3

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I think Mike is just asking a general non-coronavirus related question. #walmart

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I heard that @VictorBlackwell @cnnbrk @CNN

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Hey @NewYorkLife damn fine commercial there. #agape #SuperBowl

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Want to feel better about your life? Go stand in a Wilkes-Barre @TurkeyHillMM First off try not to get mugged, but stand there and look around and listen. You’ll have a spring in your step and not feel so bad about things as you exit the door. #wilkesbarre #turkeythrill

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You know that sound the @Keurig makes when it’s finishing filling the cup? That’s what my soul sounds like each morning when it realizes it’s still here and has to face the day. #keurig #life

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Hey @CNN Great job with the Ronstadt doc. Excellent. I learned so much. #LindaRonstadtMovie

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Hey @Arbys The guy at the counter in Pittston, Pa. The most authentically friendly service I’ve gotten in a long time anywhere. Took orders & followed up at our tables after. Spoke w/ everyone. Asked about our holidays. Joked w/ kids. I got a knuckle bump. Give him a raise.

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Tinga Nadies.

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That trailer was better than Paul Fieg’s entire movie. This looks like it maintains the heart, wonder, and scares of the original. I’m very excited for this. #ghostbusters #afterlife #80sKid

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Phoebe Waller-Bridge is the best thing to happen to TV and comedy (and heartache) in the longest time. I fell absolutely in love with @fleabag and just watched Crashing. I want more and soon. She’s brilliant. #PhoebeWallerBridge

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You can tell how much someone hates life by how they shop for food. I just saw a guy with a cart full of Tony’s frozen pizza and Stouffer’s frozen meals. I think he wants it all to end sooner than later.

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@Jokoy is absolutely brilliant. So funny. So likable. Honest comedy with tons of personality. His new special on @netflix was hysterical. Thanks for making me laugh Jo. I needed that.