Mike Phillimore

Surrey Cricket, MK Dons, Saracens, NY Giants, Three Locks GC

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Time for fat men central to fight for the title of being fattie of the year!

Darts is so woefully shite 🤣🤣

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

@Citizen_Toby We are top of the league. Lol. But not clicked yet

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

@Citizen_Toby Going top at the minute mind. Walsall the better side though so far

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

thoughts and prayers to all those deform voters who today commemorate losing two world wars. Facism is alive and well.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

The cunt continues to be a cunt. Why would you have your windows open at a safari park? Absolute cunt.

https://t.co/AybPIikfnl

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Orange Nazi said the war in Ukraine would be over in 24 hours of being in office. It isn't.
The lies unravel on day 1, just like Boris Johnson. These creatures are nothing but liars.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

@Citizen_Toby Lindsay has to go.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 racists getting more confused daily.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Footage of the two fatties going for the darts title later.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Dreadful. Notts by far the better team. Powderpuff in defence. Garbage. Lindsay is on borrowed time unless things improve.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Similar levels of shit to the likes of scum farage.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Just imagine if keeley losing sports personality to a non sport like darts.

The type of decision stupid people who vote reform would make.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Hilarious how buffoons think a online petition will do anything. Remember over 6m petitioned against the madness of brexit and nothing happened. But then these people doing it now are very, very stupid.

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Toby and dougal the Gordon setters. Come on g-men! #SkyNFL

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Trump. The only degenerate to make Johnson look vaguely humane. A few grim and dangerous years to come. How does this type of creature get into the supposed most powerful country, twice.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

@Conservatives How do you sleep at night?
I mean truly.....how do you continue to push out this rubbish after how you have destroyed the fabric of this country over 14 years?

[Mike Phillimore @KeithPhillimore]

Little mooch in Lisbon.