Keith Potato

I love all things potato. It's my dream to work at Greggs (but don't tell my boss)

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@AllyJenkinsDC @IdahoPotato @OregonSpuds Can you please send me a copy of the questions?

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

@KeithPotato @DogfestUK We are indeed
https://t.co/B40dG3Ck3k

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@GWR @DogfestUK 4.98 kg? I am substantially heavier than that. Can someone come and do the official weigh-in?

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@farmstarliving This sounds mad, but I will try it. I usually place mine on my potato shrine for five minutes, pray to the potato god and then eat it. Not sure if it improves the taste, as never tried it without doing this, out of fear of incurring the potato god's wrath

[Farm Star Living @farmstarliving]

Hands up – who loves baked potatoes? 🙋Here's a tip from our friends Klondike Brands: Once baked, wrap the potato in a towel. Roll gently on the counter to loosen the insides of the potato resulting in a fluffier potato. YUM! #tuesdaytip

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@Schofe Philip. You are a fillip for many folk, on a daily basis. Well done. Keep up the good work. And of course, have a #potato xxxx

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@jayrayner1 what is the best #potato you have ever had?

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@chrisgrayling Truly sorry

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@piersmorgan and @realDonaldTrump are cunts. #justsaying #FridayFeeling I love potatoes and I love love #spudlove #potatoes #potatopower

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

Chris Grayling looks like a potato, but we in the potato community do not associate ourselves with him, his views, his actions, or his lifestyle choices #FailingGrayling Also, am gonna have a baked spud tonight #FridayFeeling #spudlove #potatoes

[The Potato Shop 🥔 @ThePotatoShop]

Honey produced by bees that live & work on our Estate in #Tenterden is available from our #HonestyStall!

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@piersmorgan @GMB @piersmorgan You are such an unnecessarily bitter man. Be like me, and think more about #potatoes. Life is so much calmer that way @awlilnatty #justsayin

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

#potatoes are compliant with a #vegan lifestyle = #facts

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

*Tries the Vegan Sausage Roll once...*

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@liamgallagher Hi Liam. How many #potatoes do you eat a week? Is it more or less than when you were famous? Am doing a survey of the links between potato and #fame. Thanks

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@ASOS Potato (it's half way between 1 and chocolate milk)

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@gourmetspud Who is Kethcup Earthling?

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@piersmorgan You are a pathetic man, needing to slag someone off for having 10 followers. I have even less than that, but I am a potato, so am quite proud of developing sentient thought. Followers are your willy measuring tool

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@GreggsOfficial Hi. Recently applied for a job at your #Stevenage store. Do you know when I might hear about my success or otherwise? Many thanks. Dr Keith Potato MBE #greggs

[Keith Potato @KeithPotato]

@ThankSpud Where did you get your lips? Mine are not as good #potato #spudlove #potatopower