Free Twitter Consumer Report: Blue Charmin is a fine TP, but if you want to save a couple bucks and teach your anus a lesson, then I recommend Red Charmin.
@Super70sSports Let's get Ken Burns to do a documentary on all the people that failed to get the big wheel around a full turn. I imagine their lives didn't turn out well.
@Super70sSports You're the best, Ricky, but you're clearly just fishing for a like from @fergieajenkins. Yes, he is a legend. Yes, he is awesome in every sense of the word. Yes, maybe he should be following me...oh fuck, I'm doing it too
@cbcdmd Twitter is not the place to repeat yourself, Casey. Save that shit for Facebook. You know, Throwback Thursday or whatever the fuck they call it
@Super70sSports You clearly asked for one musician, but people keep responding with bands. So, I'll take the band that sang "We are the World". They have a solid catalog.