KeithHernandezQuotes

This account is dedicated to the best baseball announcer in the business - Keith Hernandez.

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He's a flamethrower, and a big moose

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"When I'm tired I get mellow. I'm kinder and gentler"

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(End of inning) "Siri, throw ball into stands"

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Gary: You'd think that Jose Siri would do many ads for Apple
Keith: Maybe if he brought his batting average above .189

[Brian Barjenbruch 🐾 #🟦 @43BrianB]

@keithquotes “I had to be firmly planted, like a big oak tree, in that box.”

[Rosalie Sparaco @RosalieTinelli]

“He was kind of a revolutionary....not a revolutionary, he wasn’t trying to usurp the government” @keithquotes

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(Ump get hits in the groin with a foul ball) “He’s seeing stars - not the Hollywood type”

[Brian Barjenbruch 🐾 #🟦 @43BrianB]

@keithquotes “I feel like a marsupial with his pouch.”

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“I have a weakness for peanut brittle. I can go there, I can dive in.”

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“Maybe he was getting a hot chocolate - which I wouldn’t mind”

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(Scoreboard doesn’t look correct) “Someone’s snoring at the controls”

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“I stand against the modern day philosophy”

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“Cano has fluidity, like a rocking chair”

[Evan @Edecastro45]

“I mean this guy is built like a fire hydrant. Just really strong.” -@keithquotes

[Jimmy Tighe @jimmytighetighe]

“You can hang clothes on that line drive.” @keithquotes

[Mister Met @MisterMetOpines]

Keith mumbles "that was the Mothers of Invention.." ::something something:: "Before Moon Unit and Dweezil"... Gary interrupts "You realize 99.9% of our audience has no idea what you are talking about.." @MetsBooth @SNYtv #keithhernandez @keithquotes

[Mister Met @MisterMetOpines]

@keithhernandez quote of the day, "I said the same thing to Snuffleupagus when Mookie and I pitched him batting practice" @sesamestreet @keithquotes

[Brian Barjenbruch 🐾 #🟦 @43BrianB]

@keithquotes “You could drive an armored division through that hole.”

[New York Mammoths @NYMammoths]

Great Keith Hernandez quote from Saturday's game: "How old was Alexander the Great when he conquered the world?"
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[True to the Orange & Blue @Robderbs]

“He hasn’t got enough talent for me” @keithhernandez on Odubel Herrera @keithquotes #LGM