Keith Splawn

Christ Follower, Husband, Dad, Missionary in the jungle

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@LanceZierlein My son was at the game. You knows it’s bad when he actually has cell phone service.

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@PatMcAfeeShow Cover up the bouncing arrow and you will notice the ball’s trajectory never changes. Fake news!

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@schmoyer_rachel Wordle 226 X/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
I fell into a Wordle trap. Worst game ever! When I realized what I had done I was on my last chance and it was 50/50 😢

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@SplawnHolly Megan’s starting word paid off today.
Wordle 224 2/6
🟩🟨🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@schmoyer_rachel Wordle 218 3/6

⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
🟨🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
2nd word couldn’t have gone much better.

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@msmullin @aggiejames Abide, I like that as a starter word.

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@biggiebig323 @msmullin I start with “bears” and then determine if I need different vowels for my next word.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

EVERY RETWEET COUNTS ❕

RT to help @dak earn $25,000 for charity & for a chance to win a signed helmet from QB1❕Official rules 👉https://t.co/44m5iXoFby

#WPMOYChallenge Prescott
#WPMOYChallenge Prescott
#WPMOYChallenge Prescott
#WPMOYChallenge Prescott

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@PFF_Fantasy Waddle + NO D/ST > 19.5 pts and I’m in the championship game

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

Derby day #DTID @FCDallas only the boys will be happy after this game. @SplawnHolly

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@GalactusJack You need to make another trip to Texas. We only have to wait until 2:00pm.

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@Michael1979 It seems like only last year the Snow Leopard, Doors, and the Indian Ocean were making such a positive impact on The Stats. Gone are the days.

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@GalactusJack Completely agree but what if they don’t use VAR. Enjoy your weekly VAR rants.

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@mattpedersen5 @RiceSoccer Enjoying your broadcast. Can public buy tickets? Would love to bring my daughter to Thursday night game.

[Todd Kalas @RealToddKalas]

I think I might have to borrow this call for next season!!
https://t.co/dQfI62k8Zc

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

Got to love @astros postseason.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Winners win.

#ForTheH

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

“Are you not entertained”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Shaq is playing Gronk in HORSE and just ripped the rim off 🤣

(via Medium Rare)

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@Buster_ESPN One of the funniest sentences in this Busted article. “Under his watch, the Astros helped to drag the sport under a low bar of credibility as other teams tried to replicate his formula,...”

[Keith Splawn @keithsplawn]

@JForsett I finally bought gas. Thank you @kroger points. 18 gallons for $8.81. What year was that the regular price for gas?