Keith Allen West

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Father’s Day Weekend at Placitas RanchFest®
Trade the necktie for elk, bison, live music, ranch tours, and family memories. Celebrate Dad at Placitas RanchFest® this Saturday, June 20.. Tickets available now. 🎟️ https://t.co/y9cNmYEHcF

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🦬 Bottle time is becoming a favorite part of the day.

This little bison calf is getting stronger, bolder, and a whole lot hungrier. Come meet the babies, take a ranch tour, enjoy live music, food, shopping, and experience RanchFest.

🎟️ https://t.co/y9cNmYE9n7

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🦬 Baby bison. 🦌 Elk tours. 🎶 Live music. 🛍️ 60 local vendors. 🍔 Bison burgers.

Placitas RanchFest® is coming to Elk Ridge Ranch on June 20 for a one-of-a-kind New Mexico ranch experience.

This isn’t ranch-themed. It’s a real ranch.

🎟️ Tickets: https://t.co/y9cNmYE9n7

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👽🦬 FIRST CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE.

At approximately 8:14 AM, a young bison approached the human enclosure, initiated peaceful relations, and permitted a ceremonial nose boop.

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BREAKING: The bison have begun CrossFit training for Placitas RanchFest®.

Today’s workout: tire flips, explosive zoomies, and judging everyone from across the pasture.

Festival prep is getting serious out here. 🦬🏋️‍♂️

🎟️ https://t.co/G9lQJMl4ib

#PlacitasRanchFest #RanchFest

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Placitas has a RanchFest in it.

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Don’t fall for a “RanchFest” without a ranch.
Placitas RanchFest™ happens on an actual working ranch in Placitas, New Mexico — with elk, bison, ranch tours, live music, New Mexico vendors, and open skies.
June 20, 2026
Elk Ridge Ranch
#PlacitasRanchFest #PlacitasNM #NewMexico

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@TAYTEEHANSON Yes sir!

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Argentina’s President Javier Milei pays $20 Billion to Andrew Lloyd Weber to have Evita rewritten to be about him.
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After years of wondering why he wasn’t cast as the rugged straight male lead in action films, 54-year-old gay actor Keith Allen West revealed Monday that he finally discovered the culprit: Excedrin Migraine.

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Citing his “unprecedented influence in the boardroom,” 54-year-old actor and proud shareholder Keith Allen West announced Monday that his ownership of exactly one (1) share of Disney stock was the decisive factor in getting late-night host Jimmy Kimmel back on.

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@SenatorHeinrich When the President says Japan paid us $550 billion in the trade negotiations, what’s that really mean? Where is that money?

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Hey @CNN on @StreamOnMax please stop telling me the news show I want to watch is streaming, but you switch to sports at the 30 minute point. If I wanted sports interruptions I’d look for @espn

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Stick. Cone. Spirit Stick.
Not all incense burns the same. 🔥

✨ Cones = quick reset
🌿 Sticks = slow unwind
🪵 Spirit Sticks = whole-house energy shift (used at Hotel Tamaya!)
Wildcrafted Cedar & Piñon from New Mexico.
Find your ritual 👉 https://t.co/8rw7tYlCaz
#NewMexicoVibes

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Check out "Placitas Ranch Fest June 21, 2025" https://t.co/FyCzIt8GDi @Eventbrite