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@Glesgamk7 @TessaOutlook @AvonandsomerRob If your van was untracked why did you even bother turning up?

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@Duddiesmum Nice generalisation, Lou.

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@Will467289 @WatsonYorks89 @Sm0ggs Why’s it going to get worse?

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@WatsonYorks89 @Sm0ggs I disagree. Lots and lots of other cities and towns are as bad as, and worse than Middlesbrough.

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@HeroAssange You’re doing everyone’s head in with the incessant repetitive moaning now, bye

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Anyone else think “technician” is a bit of an optimistic word for someone who puts paint on nails?

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@suetthatsme She could have tried. Maybe use her van to knock them off the moped?

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@HeroAssange Reckon banning them would fix the problem? I think it runs much deeper.

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@RSAngle025 Strange to involve our national flag in this. How many flags can you count in your photo?

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@BBCBreaking @BBCNews Are you gonna change the story about the ARV again, or are you happy to stick with the current version?

There appears to be a lot of arse covering going on here.

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@KieraDiss New trend - foreigners opening outlets like this and calling them “English” names. “Fat Phil”. Makes it sound English-owned and more attractive to English people.

A bit sly, don’t you think? What’s up with Mohammed’s Burgers?

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@BrexitDuck Reform will do sod all. Get Restore Britain in, on the other hand, and we “might” be in with a chance.

The clock is ticking.

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@empire_res66190 Need sectioning under the Dental Health Act

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@HeroAssange Hear, hear. The government funds the CJS. We need a government which is going to be much stronger on crime. I’m afraid the same old parties won’t change anything.

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@IuckFnfluencers @NJ_Timothy Your.

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@meh_musings Fucking hell Craig, did someone cut a hole in your head, remove your brain, and insert Tommy Robinson? It’s all you ever waffle on about.

Have you thought of getting a hobby?

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@KaatyyyG @AvonandsomerRob Really? Where?

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@WasAcop Let them gather where they want as long as they don’t release balloons which damage wildlife

It’s not a crime to gather in public

If any crimes are committed they should face the law i.e illegal motorbikes

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@LeedsEm80 Only gone for them because they killed a couple of their own.

If they’d killed 2 innocent civilians it wouldn’t even be front page news. The home sec/PM certainly wouldn’t be publicly speaking about it.

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@Al_inDK @centre_right_ I can see a couple of your posts berating the scum who killed the two coppers (rightly so) but can’t seem to find any about the grooming/r*pe gangs found to have been operating in Teesside, any views on those at all?