the veteran pmc was stunned and taken aback, unsure of what to say. after a long draw on his tea (+15 hydration), all he could manage to sputter out was
"but guru, you can only get the MP7 from a barter!"
a young pmc climbed mt. lighthouse to meet the wise guru.
when he reached the summit, he asked the guru: "how can i get my assessment kills done?"
the guru smiled, thought for a moment, before replying "it is simple, my son, all you must do is apply pressure to the wound and
the guru shook his head and frowned, displeased with the work of his disciple.
"no, no, no! an SR-25 was not the way to complete your task. such a task requires speed and volume! only a german PDW suffices!"
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We are kek2server.
We are mossad trained and shoot through our teammates to kill scavs.
We get into reply fights with content creators who call us retarded.
We listen to nettspendyahu and sleep token but only performatively like our messiah n******y.
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