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[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@juxcallmegolden I believe ant work harder than humans to get food

Remember the word no food for lazy man

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@boye4christ2006 Poco Lee the wiper don go wipe himself for possible jail time

Nigeria men will never learn dem to like fock

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

A woman entered my keke with a bucket of foodstuff. She sat down and placed the bucket beside her.

After going some distance, I asked her, “Madam, na two seats you take?”

She quickly said, “No o, na one seat. I no get money for two seats.”

I told her, “You fit pay am na, na small money.”

She started laughing and said, “Yes, I fit pay for two seats, but I just dey come from market. The only money wey remain with me na transport fare.”

I told her not to worry. I said if another passenger entered, she would carry the bucket on her legs.

We joked about it until we got to her bus stop. I dropped her and drove off.

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@yaygha This gender are from the gutter except few

No wonder a man who came to my store said

Nor sorry for women treat them like anemal

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@Themrbachelor Na this dem dey call first to do e nor dey pain second to do na him dey cry

I love how you played the game she thinks she wise you can't eat your cake and have it

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@obaleke_ You may forgive her but never forget so that thesame thing will not repeat itself when you star your own family

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@Mikeliberation Those kind of women is hard to find this days

This days women if the man cannot provide dem don zoom leave

One said the other on this app that if her husband loses his job she will divorce him the next day

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@kenkenlewu Nigerians should donate for her again

I believe she has learnt her lesson

Foolish Nigerians are easy to emotionally blackmail

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@kenkenlewu He feel say uk na Nigeria wey you fit misbehave with women and go unpunished

I still believe he was setup by the female gender

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@TheDamiForeign Rema still dey the music industry

I feel say he don fall out for a long time

Rema kind of song is a no for me

I will choose Terri Starboy any day because of his style of song

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@Wizarab10 You want to scattered your sister marriage

No wonder they say the devil is a woman

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@TheDamiForeign The devil have always been the problem of Nigerians

Let the devil be blame he has caused so much damage to Nigerians

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@itzchristunique I hear say the piping dey sweet them

They want to enjoy what women are enjoying na

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@TheDamiForeign You don make that kind of money since you turn adult dami

See your mouth like 30 million

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@itzchristunique Church is a higher secret cult especially catholic

Then inside the church you go find different branches of secret cult

A lady was saying the other day that inside catholic church you will find different church in it

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@jon_d_doe Wise Words from someone that have see alot in this marriage of a thing

Women if you like nor listen pack comot because he cheated another woman will come and enjoy what both of you built together

Shalom

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@Mikeliberation She is not serious

She is playing with another man business while promoting another man business

If am the manager i will arrest her make sure she spend some days in detention before sacking her.

I hate nonsense

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

I was on the road this afternoon when I saw a special needs boy trying to stop a keke. Several keke drivers passed without stopping.

When I got close, I waved him to enter.

When we get to the junction he want to come down he made a sound and i stop he came down and stretched out money to pay me

I waved my hand and told him to keep it.

He smiled and I drove off.

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@TheDamiForeign Stage kidnapping plan by the government

Nigeria have useless set of leadership

Thank God for social media wey still dey help us

[keke Guy @kekeguy_]

@Wizarab10 We never see anything

The politicians are just laughing at us,they know we the citizens are not serious

It won't even take up to six months to fix that particular road if our government want to