Kelly Karnetsky

My consciousness is in the cloud and my corporeal form is billions of nanites working in unison. I ♥ Code + Design. I also enjoy the taste of orange soda.

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@CODBO7Informer Let’s go

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Activision ID flowtease #BlackOps7 @callofduty

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@pokimanelol My goldens need a dog mom

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What is this bullshit punishment? Just tell me it might take longer instead of making me wait 60 seconds in a virtual queue before I can enter a spot @Target

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I just want a solid gold credit card from @RobinhoodApp help me out? https://t.co/WcXfYRUxU4

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@pokimanelol Holy shit, people just love to hate. I was able to figure out what you meant!

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@hollylawly OMG I loved King’s Quest!

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@MrBeast Honestly I would just spend it on some dumb shit

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@hollylawly Congratulations

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It’s safe to assume that if a barista gives me a free drink, she’s mad in love with me, right?

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@hollylawly Happy birthday and yay for no work!

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I really should stay off social media when I’m drinking

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I think I go to @ChipotleTweets too much 😬😬

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I’m just idling in a parking lot forgetting how much gas is…

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@NthReview That’s a lot of cable on the ground lol

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Honestly, how tf are you supposed to eat brie? Having rind on a cheese is to fancy for me.

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Have you ever been so out of it that you try making a phone call using the calculator app?

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Not to flex, but instead of buying a new washer and dryer because my washer broke, I fixed it myself. That temptation to spend $ money was strong though, lol.

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@hollylawly Some friends have no issue and sell online all the time. Maybe it’s just me, I’m not bartering type, I just want to get down to best price and terms and be done, lol. I can’t even imagine with a lot of stuff. Good luck dealing with all that 😬

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@wojno Yes, but for Jesus though