Kel

[Kel @kel_mcd]

@Grasshopper App is crashing after being stuck on the loading screen and I can’t find a support email or phone number. Help please!!!

[Kel @kel_mcd]

@sfmta_muni You are an absolute goddamn shitshow. You’ve managed to make my commute to work over an hour both ways today AND I LIVE 3.5 MILES FROM WORK. Get you fucking act together and start learning how to deal with rush hour you worthless piece of shit #FuckMuni #FuckSFMTA

[Kel @kel_mcd]

Hey @SFBART do you seriously only have TWO of NINE exit gates working at 24th Mission stop? What a joke

[Kel @kel_mcd]

@PodSaveAmerica is amazing for many, many reasons but the guys reading ads are such an wonderful bit of comedic relief in these times #PSA

[Kel @kel_mcd]

It’s getting to the point where I’m more surprised when there AREN’T @sfmta_muni delays... Great job guys!!!! #SanFrancisco

[Kel @kel_mcd]

@Greenhouse seeing an Error 502 when trying to access my dashboard this morning 😮 any idea when it will be fixed?

[Kel @kel_mcd]

@FoolofaT00K No thank you

[Kel @kel_mcd]

Everywhere else: It is finally time for ~*~FaLl~*~

#SanFrancisco: Finally excited for those two weeks of summer we desperately cling to that make putting up with all this shitty fog worth it

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

And so it begins.

[Kel @kel_mcd]

@FoolofaT00K Happy to see Manc made the cut as well

[Kel @kel_mcd]

When I get a phone call I'm not prepared for

[Kel @kel_mcd]

@soundslikedead @itslisae I was hoping someone was with me on this!!!! James Van Der Beek playing himself was too brilliant

[Kel @kel_mcd]

Anyone who likes artificially flavored grape candy is a weirdo. Sorry, but those are the rules

[Kel @kel_mcd]

*uses least amount of search criteria possible*
@SendGrid: "please do less"
🤦‍♀️

[Kel @kel_mcd]

#SanFrancisco; where you run the heater in August, but part of your soul is extra sad, because you're running the heater in August #SFSummer

[Green Apple Books @GreenAppleBooks]

Our business plan in one word.

[Kel @kel_mcd]

#SanFrancisco: the only place where seasonal affective disorder happens in the winter AND the summer
#SFSummer

[Kel @kel_mcd]

#SanFrancisco: where you can wear tights with your outfits year round

[Kel @kel_mcd]

Constantly wondering why I'm not Rhianna https://t.co/SNOoRAEnAl

[Kel @kel_mcd]

Nothing says #HappyFourth like a sinkhole, right @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @MyFavMurder?