Kelmo

Provider to 2 lazy cats, tendancy towards OCD, hates drama queens and vacuous celebrities, but loves good red wine and cake

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@TheWomanfredi #visitguernsey

[Jaz🛡️🌐🔗 @Jazzie654]

A wise man. 👌

[Kelmo @kel_net]

Thank you @Rickontour !!
Listening to you on Virgin Radio, and you're playing the proper, original version of Fairytale of New York
#scumbagmaggot

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@IrkthePurists Why has nobody mentioned the classic Christmas breakfast of Baileys yet?

[Kelmo @kel_net]

Voices like Angels 🤣

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Loudest Silent Night ever.. 😂

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

From the ‘Women and Work’ series 1975 by the London based socialist/feminist collective Hackney Flashers #WomensArt

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Today is International Men’s Day. The theme this year is zero male suicide. Please spend a couple of minutes watching this video

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@JamesCWarne Looks like a modern day Memento Mori photograph 💀

[Nigel J.Hetherington @Pastpreservers]

It may only be the 1st of November but the Christmas Tree at St Pancras must be a contender for this year's best! #christmastree

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@wikivictorian My grandmother, (my fathers' mother) unsure of the date, but very similar era?
Beautiful 😁

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

ART FACT: Danuta Danielsson, Jewish woman whose mother survived Auschwitz, hitting a neo-Nazi with her bag, Vaxjo, Sweden,1985. A statue by Susanna Arwin commemorating her actions was not at first erected due to fears of violence, resulting in protests of handbags hung on statues

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder, if you need it, that the word ‘swullocking’ means swelteringly and meltingly hot.

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@buitengebieden Hiding

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.. 😊

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

'Eat the Rich or Sell them Art', 2019 by Carrie Reichardt, UK artist #WomensArt

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@MidnightAdria If I were the the person writing the original post, the sentence would end ,
"So now I have a kitten...
And we lived happily ever after "

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@JohnCleese Yes

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@Hooversmom3 @LorenzoTheCat I agree!

[Kelmo @kel_net]

@GuernseyPress You could potentially see a rise in fly tipping, or backyard bonfires. We have kerbside recycling where I live, but I still load the car up occasionally and go to the local tip/recycling centre.