K Swen.

Diet Sundrop. Jesus. Dry Shampoo. Tacos. Labrador Retrievers. 2 Corinthians 12:9.

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She's sugar and spice and tacos and rice or whatever they say.

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But why did no one warn me about needing to wear running shoes on Easter morning with three services?

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Hi. I’m Kelsey, and I love to read Psychology Books in my free time. 📖 🐛

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I watched the Super Bowl for the lab commercial 😭 thank you @thefarmersdog

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TikTok wasn't lying. Dogs love Bear in the Big Blue House.

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My Dog: Has a nice dog bed with a pillow, blanket(s) plural, and her favorite lovey toy.

Also My Dog: Chooses to sleep in my dirty laundry basket.

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I can’t be the only one who cries at Encanto? Right?

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Boutta just wife myself up after that pot roast I made today 👏🏻

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Little Miss Eats @jimmyjohns Four Times a Week ✊🏻

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I actually meal planned for the week from a coffee shop today. Was it because I didn’t have power, absolutely did not charge my electronics before the storm, and needed to look busy to fit the vibe and charge up? Maybe. But let me have this victory y’all.

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Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew. Jimmy John’s. College Football. Snuggly Pup. Y’all. This is L I V I N G.

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Apple Watch: Take a moment to be mindful and reflect on your day.
Me: I’d rather not

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Kinda rude that I deep cleaned my house just for the dogs to instantly made it dirty again.

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Single as a Pringle. Just filling Pinterest boards with wedding, nursery, and unrealistic house goals. #Thriving

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Just a girl and her dog. Eating popcorn at ungodly hours of the night. Watching sappy tv.

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Okay so hear me out. Fall and winter vacations are better. Tbh.

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My toxic trait is watching Beauty and the Beast twice a week.

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The guy who adopted the first dog I ever fostered still sends me Facebook messages with updates on her seven months later because he saw how much I cared 🥺 and dang I love that.

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I really just want a black lab named Anakin.

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Yesterday my mom sent me “May the Fourth be With You” my reply was “Only the real know tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth.” She was not one of the real. She did not understand. How did she raise me?

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It’s the way she looks at strawberries for me.