kela

these tweets are so fucking annoying

[kela @kelabroccoli]

my heart aches,

please please please feel like anyone if I know you or not, can talk to me about anything, if you’re having a bad day, need some advice, or contemplating life. I will do whatever I can to help you. Everyone’s lives are so precious, whether you know it or not.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“if you need me call me”

Also me :

[kela @kelabroccoli]

why tf was I dreaming about coors pajama pants???

[kela @kelabroccoli]

sprinkles my ashes in the target dollar section

[kela @kelabroccoli]

@AStahlman She just took a special trip to get more for it actually

[kela @kelabroccoli]

“It’s me and my meatloaf against the world” -Olivia

[kela @kelabroccoli]

my sister has a pussy mullet

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

This is how you look while you're waiting for your order

[kela @kelabroccoli]

Happy tooth fairy day to all you liars and believers.

[kela @kelabroccoli]

@tobeybernard Me? I would never hahahahahah

[kela @kelabroccoli]

if the cappuccino machine isn’t holding you up at night, what are you doing with your life??

[kela @kelabroccoli]

think twice

[kela @kelabroccoli]

new playlist got me like:

[kela @kelabroccoli]

if you use Apple Music, I don’t trust you

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Bam Margera is fugitive and Johnny Knoxville is on the cover of Traumatic Brain Injury Times. The Jackass boys are back on top.

[kela @kelabroccoli]

a friendly reminder to put your Venmo on private

[kela @kelabroccoli]

innocent until proven grippy