Kelly Monroe ,with ♡

It Is What It Is.!
The picture you see, Yes. I am a Monroe .The Unknown! As real as it gets.! Fuck you.!!

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

Having perfected our disguise.
We spend our lives searching for
Somone we don't fool.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

Bitchy, temperamental
Sexual, classy, unpredictable
Messy, hungry, irreplaceable
sarcastic, original.
It's being a women.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

I'm going to bed with absolutely nothing on my mind.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

I'd say I'll drink to that but honestly, I'll drink to just about anything.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

Learn to say "No", without explaining yourself.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

@amy_michelleva, What about Lil Ms red riding hood. This one has learned from those wolves/ bears.. I'm just saying. .

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

@Lord_Smirnoff @HomelessOtis, you guys fell for it.. Play a game. I'll show you how to.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

@Lord_Smirnoff @HomelessOtis cynical as fuck.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

Sarcasm :

Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

To whom it may concern :
Fuck you.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.

So go find someone who fucks you right. And treats you like you deserve.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

If you've forgotten why you hate me, your in luck.

I'm about to give you a few new reasons.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

You know a bitch is crazy.
When she's upset and smiles.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

It's called Karma.
And it's pronounced 'haha Fuck you.'

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

"Are you always a Smart ass?".

Nope. Sometimes I sleep.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

I need a seriously good fucking
From something other than life.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

If you find me offensive.
I suggest you quit fucking finding me.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

Bitches be tripping.....
.... Okay maybe I pushed that one.

[Kelly Monroe ,with ♡ @kelbird44]

Who ever is in charge of making sure I dont do stupid shit. Is fucking fired.