Kelly

You should laugh more, it looks so f$&king good on you.

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@DocHoehn Shit. Good to know.

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@KellyMichelleL Ask for pre-op Valium

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@KellyMichelleL Did you ask YaYa??

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@somccartney YASSSSS

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@somccartney How am I just now seeing this?!

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@KellyMichelleL Westside Barbell

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“It’s Valentine’s Day, these hoes tryna get chose”- the reason why the nail salon was packed today

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Kesha.... damn girl

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@KellyMichelleL Fancy AF

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Does it count as abuse or enabling if you run out of pet food and so you just fill the bowl up w a bag of treats and but they are obese?

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@ChrisRieker The Hills Have Eyes 2 and Taken 2 #boom

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People who are immediately behind you, pull in and park right next to you when there are other open spots are terrorists

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@KellyMichelleL I️ thought PB was Irish people? Not that I️ can tell the difference because they sound like they are talking with styrofoam stuffed in their mouths 🙄

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Does it make me racist because i can’t get into any tv series with all British actors ?

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@KellyMichelleL Hmmm debatable #ilikepresents

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@KellyMichelleL pretty!

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What was wrong with me? #420 #beyonce

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Thanks AMA’s for adding more fuel to my “I️ hate Keith Urban” fire 🙄 Never say #babygirl again plz

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Timeless...

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@somccartney nah I just called in sick. Totally reasonable.