kelly bowker

Calculated Risk Taker, Avid Reader, Experimental Baker, Film Addict, Part-time Acrobat, Mom to 2 tiny humans

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@bloo_valentine The invoice by Jonas Karlsson
Erotic stories for Punjabi widows
The lager queen of Minnesota
Barn 8
A long way to a small angry planet

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@Gingerhazing @tula and @cerave

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@baddestmamajama When my oldest was a few months shy of one I was actively interviewing and discovered that the interviews where I didn't wear my wedding ring or talk about my family, I moved through the interview process faster. This was summer of 2017.

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@tadethompson I'm almost done with rosewater, have recommended it to ever friend I have regardless in if they read and really want some studio to pick it up for a TV series.

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@forgeicecream would really like to see your cookie and cream for sale @PembertonFarms

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@e_mcguire_ I want to learn encaustic paintt

[Wistia @wistia]

Lights, camera, Brandwagon! 🚘

Episode 1 of #Brandwagon is live! Watch it here: https://t.co/rtAHDbpeJ6 🎉

[Wistia @wistia]

We are big fans of @Mailchimp's Mark DiCristina and could not be more excited to have him as the first-ever guest of #Brandwagon.

Watch our talk with him and more on August 6th. 💥 And in the meantime, get in the loop and subscribe, here: https://t.co/cLaFZ2E5In 👏

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@EmrgencyKittens Oscar

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

I feel bad for the employees that have to listen to what Google records after my kid says ok Google. Good luck translating

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

When all you want to do is sleep but your brain won't shut up, the following morning usually leads to all you want is coffee but your toddler won't shut up

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@Triathleteby35 @HomeWithPeanut I'm waiting for the day when I can shower alone again. 🤦 At least I can wash my kid's hair?

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@mindykaling @PaulLieberstein It's amazing! It was one of my favorite films from the @tribecafilmfest last spring.

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@andreasavage @netflix @truTV My entire mom group has watched it while on maternity leave - sometimes there is wine there usually chocolate

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@CambMA the drainage at the intersection of Dudley st and Montgomery st needs to be redone

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

The nice thing about having upstairs neighbors is that my kids won't immediately think the sounds of someone walking around is one of their parents. Coffee first then chaos

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

Are you also experiencing the hot dog buns problem with your cloth diaper inserts? Well they do double duty as nursing pads. Plus one insert will cover both boobs when wearing a nursing tank. #momhack #milkforhours

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

And actively decided that toddler clothes require more adequate pockets. Why can my 2yr old daughter's pants hold my keys but mine can't?!

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

The only question that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell is "Have you ever willingly participated in the making of women's coats and/or pants with fake pockets?"

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@NellSco He can sleep through my giggles but as soon as I attempt to put him in his crib I get the one eye "you think you're leaving?" look.

[kelly bowker @kelbowk]

@NellSco I quickly learned not to read your book while trying to nurse my son. Now he's sleeping on me and asking myself do I run the risk of waking him up by laughing or skip entertainment, & try to nap as well?

Reading - i like to live dangerously