Kelchtier

live love calculus

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if we get over 1 million retweets we don’t have to take our calculus final
#pleasehelpus

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I don’t know who these Girl Scouts are but I’m not spending $5 on a box of cookies that I’m just gonna say it are just slightly above average.

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Why is it Luke warm? Not like Kevin warm? Why did Luke get the name? Like that guy luke is 6/10. Is he hot? No? he’s luke warm

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I have never seen life of pi. I saw the word pi and a tiger and I thought whoa this is going to be sick, but then I read the synopsis and realized it’s not about math and became immediately disinterested.

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“If you walk into the club with a calculator on your hip, be prepared to fight women off all night”

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“that joke was worse than how I’m being treated in the math department”

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Casey: “here’s my chart about abstinence” *reads chart Peltier: “you could just look like Casey Cope”

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welcome to integration city, next stop plus c!

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if you ever want to lose part of your soul, give mr. farrell a kit kat and watch how he WRONGLY eats it

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everyone steals my calculators because i’m a teacher and nobody loves me

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what about dem endpoints boi?

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these taylor series are thicc

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pantsuits scream class

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The Seven Dwarfs: calc bc edition
Happy - Carlos
Doc - Hannah
Bashful - David
Grumpy - Caleb
Dopey - Ciera
Sleepy - Cassi
Sneezy - Sally
Snow White - Mr. Peltier

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i would stir up so much drama if i were on the bachelor. i would be so good at it and it’d be a blast. i’d totally do it.

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i’m not tryna complete the cube

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come to mr. peltier and carlos’s concert this tuesday (12/12) at 7pm in the battle mountain auditorium!! it’s free!!!

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look! it’s my twin!

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my middle name is stress

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whenever i play mathketball i become an arrogant twat