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Pet Mom || Bartender || Trying to be a young Betty Crocker || Slytherin || Aquarius

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

I wanna be skinny but I also wanna eat blueberry pancakes everyday 🤷🏻‍♀️

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

When your man orders you the new deep purple iPhone without even asking so we can take high quality pictures of our baby 🥰🥹

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

Hey @jpmorgan do you always let your employees go out to eat on the companies dime, rack up a bill of $500 and leave their waitress a 9% tip? SMH from Perrysburg Ohio 👌🏼

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

@noeyeager Yeah because she makes more money than you 🥴

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

@jenn10roo Do parachute pants!!

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

My best friend gets married tomorrow and I’m in awe. I can’t believe little baby is getting married. But also, go little rockstar 🥺

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

@sweetbabyrae19 Just get a cute satin dress with gold accessories!!

[maybe: sarah @swicker400]

there’s nothing tyler and I would want more than to have @SalVulcano officiate our wedding … like … @thetenderloins if you’re seeing this and are free on January 8th we would love to have you at our wedding on January 8th if you’re free January 8th

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

If you and you’re s/o agree on something for your pet and their mother does the opposite of what you agreed, do you have the right to be upset?

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

Post Malone is daddy

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

@noeyeager Literally brought this up to April and she thought I was crazy for saying it’s a no bones day after all 🤣

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

Hearing your kitty purr for the first time in 3 days after being VERY ill has to be one of the most satisfying things. Like I did that, I kept him alive 🥺

[noey! @noeyeager]

I know the pug said that it was supposed to be a bones day but he probably didn’t see the rain in northwest ohio so

[noey! @noeyeager]

They should make a Real Housewives of Levis Commons

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

@waterofspirit Aquarius rising
Taurus moon
Aquarius sun

[Mermaid Mama🧜‍♀️ readings open @waterofspirit]

Drop your big 3 and I’ll tell you what zodiac sign you should stay away from

[Sloane Kettering @momhugstree]

Casey Anthony keeps getting drinks thrown in her face at a Florida bar.

Cheers to those making that happen.

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

@jenn10roo Same

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

These side effects for the covid vaccine are no joke... holy shit

[KG ✨ @kelcpooo]

@noeyeager So does the ‘bar clean” we at bar Louie