Chief

Human, Entrepreneur, Project Management Expert.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

This lady right here is a real life proof that Nigerian Twitter feminists will ruin your life if you listen to them.

[Chief @kelenna_]

Messi is superhuman mehnn

[Chief @kelenna_]

@myaccessbank I have sent a message

[Chief @kelenna_]

Why’s your page set to only accept messages from verified accounts? Need to sort out an issue and there’s no means of contacting you guys.

[Access Bank Plc @myaccessbank]

In faith, in sacrifice, in the moments shared with those we love. This is what Eid al-Adha reminds us of.

May your celebration be filled with peace, joy, and blessings.

Eid Mubarak, from all of us at Access.

#EidAdhaWithAccess
#AccessBank

[Tex @TexTheLaw]

This syntax… Admin, who you, how do you form?

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“After my dad built Banana Island and it worth billions of dollars the LGA came to collect it, saying the federal government should never have given him the land in the first place 😳

He was later dragged to court and started facing serious death threats 💔”

— Remi Adeleke

[Tochukwu Kevin @KevinKendr10366]

Not to brag but I made this with a pencil 😊

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Start bragging immediately

[Shaw not Luke🌝 @Ola_sola_Precy]

My mum is convocating today and my chest can’t contain how proud I am. ❤️🥹😭🎓
After doing her NCE over 25 years ago, she finally went back to school to get her BSc and she did it with so much grace and strength.
First class honors!!!!

[Funmi Oyatogun @funmioyatogun]

I still cannot believe that we took this photo in one shot ❤️ . Family is forever.

[MOHAMMED𓂆 @Mo7mmd30]

Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.

[AnglofuturistParty @FuturistPartyGB]

When I was at university a Nigerian on my engineering course told a joke about corruption I adapt it for the present:

So a Pakistani engineer, a Nigerian engineer and an English lawyer go to visit each others country after graduating.

Nigerian visits the Pakistani guy. Says "You did well for your self, expensive car, huge house you were a bit of a waster at university, how come you did so well for yourself?"

Pakistani guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into the Civil Service, see that bridge over there... 20%"

Few years later Pakistani guy visits the Nigerian guy. Says "Wow you are doing even better than me you have a fleet of cars, a mansion, security your own jet, your were an even bigger waster than me how come you are so rich"

Nigerian guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into politics. See that bridge over there... 40%"

Another year passes they both go back to England and visit the English guy. He has a lovely property and expensive car as well. They both say "You were the biggest slacker of all of us how come your are so rich?"

English guy points and says "I stayed in Law, See that bridge over there?"

Nigerian guy says "No"

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Students Run for Safety as School Building Collapses in Aguda, Ogba

There was panic on Monday afternoon in the Aguda area of Ogba, Lagos, after a school building housing nursery and secondary school students suddenly collapsed.

According to an eyewitness, the incident occurred around noon while students and staff were inside the building. The witness explained that the structure began showing warning signs shortly before the collapse.

Stones were reportedly falling from the building and cracks started appearing on the walls from inside, causing fear among those present. Hearing screams, the eyewitness said they quickly ran outside as others also rushed out of the building.

Shortly after everyone evacuated, the building completely collapsed.

Fortunately, no casualties were recorded as students and staff were able to escape before the structure came down.

The incident caused panic in the area as residents and passersby gathered at the scene.

🎥:@marahbee01

[Gianluca Minoprio @gminoprio]

We made it

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A corner of Arsenal, wherever you are ⚡

Download the new digital home for Gooners now📱

[Temi 💨 @__temiszn]

Really?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Eric Dane has delivered a final speech to his daughter and the world.

“I hope I've demonstrated that you can face anything, you can face the end of your days, you can face hell with dignity.”

[Chief @kelenna_]

Christian capitalism at its finest.

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

lmao christians are so interesting as a collective

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Succession gave us 4 flawless seasons. A modern classic with insults worthy of Shakespeare.

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

This level of shamelessness has never been seen before 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂