Keli Dailey

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[Keli Dailey @kelidailey]

Your constitutional right to be crazy ends where my constitutional right to be crazy begins.

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Some liberals are buying shotguns, because America has gotten so spooky.

How else can they fend off machine-gun-mounted robot dogs *unleashed* by the Insurrection Act?! https://t.co/4hMbrtl69E

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@sarakgoo Congrats! I think we should talk https://t.co/46dPy1ueXZ

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@sophaller At first, I thought this was political commentary about the Supreme Court...

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Ever hear of “decolonial travel?” I’m trying and probably failing at it. https://t.co/HlfvItQ489

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I thank Hustler Magazine for defending comedy in court—when their outrageous Jerry Falwell mom-incest parody went before SCOTUS, the First Amendment got stronger.

We need Constitution-expanding comedy now more than ever. https://t.co/AOsZTkp6Z4

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@itsAByrd @kcrw Dusting this off https://t.co/bf7xQczuoG

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@NPRinskeep I love you, Steve. Keep editing everybody’s copy and never retire.

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@fearless_greene I read this “bad takes on ‘Fast Car’ by people who aren’t culture journalists” & thought of you 🥰 https://t.co/1VlAjfnbYQ

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@washingtonpost @TheDailyShow Putting this on my calendar!

[Keli Dailey @kelidailey]

This is our tradition, @dougomez thank you for thinking of me 💜 (and my hero MLK!)

[Douglas Gómez Barrueta @dougomez]

"Destination Martin Luther King" https://t.co/5AIqnnLqs7 by @kelidailey
#MLKDay #MartinLutherKingDay #MLK2024

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@catkin76 @APStylebook @ChicagoManual @darcyjaygagnon @kmox29 Always comma, just give the reader a rest!

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@samraskinz @DanielColson6 @maxwelltani Wait-AppleTV silenced @jonstewart !? Why is this the first I’m hearing?

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@_elibelly6_ Back at it, yes @_elibelly6_

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@arlenparsa Arlen, just posting my official marriage proposal here. If you “like” this message, see you at City Hall ♥️

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Just a few months before your girl's "Race, Representation & Satire" book chapter is out. https://t.co/oPqie9k0Mj

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@svqjournalist Praying for a safe rescue!

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@samsanders I thought this was Adele. Then I thought of “20 Feet from Stardom” and all the indignities of being a backup singer…in a bathroom.

[Keli Dailey @kelidailey]

A record $14.4 billion was spent in 2020 federal election

For that amount we could lab-grow or bionically build the most just, sane & attractive leader

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@BUZZNET This was so far off, it labeled me as a Nor-easter. I haven't even been to the Northeast really! The questions painted you into a corner where no options suited - like do I work in Sales, watch TV in the morning, and do any kind of January sport? Blech

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@rianjohnson Episode 9 (Shit Mountain) is my favorite!