Keli Sloan

Kully. Mizzou Grad. Goose’s mom. Enjoys naps and snacks.

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@ImCohdee @c_ing_starz Same, no thanks.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@c_ing_starz 🙂

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@__cayenne__ It’s the eye roll for me.

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@MelissaJoanHart @RealLunchables @billington2411 4 u babe

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@ImCohdee @TMobile @FeedingAmerica No

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@hadoublen This takes me back to dorm days 😂

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@hadoublen Ok stop. LOOK AT YOU 😍😍😍

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@hadoublen I hope you’re doing okay. I decided to share this with you on Twitter so less people will see it 😅

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@__cayenne__ You’re fine now, stop being bitter.

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@__cayenne__ Salad.

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

25 years today and yet the jury’s still out: shampoo or conditioner?
Love, Billy.

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@BrittanyShearss @StevieNicks Ok, but you’re🔥

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@__cayenne__ I am sorry to hear that. 🤣

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@StuffToDoAtMU @billington2411 😌 picklemans has my heart

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@StuffToDoAtMU @hadoublen dam he gud @ pool

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@hadoublen SKINNY BBY GO DEBO

[Keli Sloan @KeliKeely]

@hadoublen Not sure, BUT CAN YOU?! Have that inhaler handy.