Special K

world’s bougiest janitor, peaky blinder at heart, early believer in dame time | rva/wv + gapa, DE | part time oracle

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

"My contention is that prior to the Trojan war, the political structures of the Greek kingdoms, especially in the island territories could most aptly be characterized as...

Ofc that's your contention. You're a young aristocrat who just finished listening to some wandering poet, probably that hack from Pylos. You'll be convinced of that until next month when you hear the bard from Sparta. Then you'll be taking about how the kingdoms of Mycenae and Thebes were models of divine rulership back in our grandfathers' time. That will last until next year when you're back to regurgitating Mentor's speeches about the sacred bonds between king and people and the divine right of succession.

"Well as a matter of fact I won't because Mentor completely overlooks the importance of...

"Mentor completely overlooks the importance of the council of elders in tempering royal authority, especially in matters of inheritance..." you got that from Halitherses' speech at last year's spring festival, right? Yeah, I heard that too. Were you going to plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or is that your thing. You come to a feast, quote some elder, and pawn it off as your own idea to impress Penelope and embarrass my son Telemachus?"

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[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

that's 1 hour and 24 minutes in dog years

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

hard.

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Fear no one.

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

@denzelcurry pls perform this in munich 🙏 🔥 the germans + americans living in germany love you 🙌

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Here’s @denzelcurry performing my DIET x tv off mashup live

Holy fucking shit

[noah @capsboybebop]

watching this on repeat and listening to linger by the cranberries

[james @jamesisntonline]

i woulda been like that girl outside the t-swift concert balling her eyes out

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

on my life they pull flixbus employees from the popeyes school of customer service

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

it used to be that every four years you’d get to see a fun lil guy chopping it up on the olympics pictogram, but you can’t anymore, because of stroke

[World Aquatics @WorldAquatics]

🏊‍♀️🏊‍♂️ Olympic #Swimming Pictograms From Athens 2004 to #Paris2024 🤩

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

@carlymariew04 wow that’s crazy, twas the first one I got

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

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[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Excited to finally share this collab – worked with the incredible @Colts social media & photography department to bring you the 2024/25 schedule, as art. Hope you enjoy!

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

@carlymariew04 huge dub

[Alex Almasy @alexalmasy11]

Pulling the goalie was a stroke of genius, I don’t care what anyone says

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

@Criterion @nyrbclassics @criterionchannl The Last Temptation of Christ

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

@Criterion Kundun with @blkWittgenstein

[Magister Johannes Josephus @nassaujuan]

It’s so over. We’re so back.

[Special K @kelincarpenter]

@aleckonradmed big dawg lfg