Why do people reverse into parking spaces?
At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.
It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.
Benji is sitting in grandad's chair, watching cartoons and eating a lolly, and he just looked at me and said, "I'm happy." So, I'm here, melting with love for him.
Freelancer misconception: Freelancers can choose to do only jobs they like.
Nope. Sometimes you gotta learn new stuff, and you gotta write about things you never thought you would.
#writer#freelancer
I've been to the dentist today, so my #writingmood is me tucked up in bed with a Baileys and sweets, watching Criminal Minds and #writing to get over the horror of tooth stabbing aka teeth cleaning.
#amwriting#writer
Question for the #writingcommunity... What's the hardest line or scene you've had to cut from one of your books or stories?
I've had to cut out all the side character build-up, because it takes away from the main story too much. It's a painful edit.
Thanks for buying tickets to my stand up tours and watching my shows on Netflix. Not only does such global success annoy all the right people, but it also means I can donate a lot of your hard earned money to animal charities. Best fans in the world ❤️