Kelley Monteith

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@BlueJays *mutes Blue Jays*. *cries in bathroom*.

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

update: he finished the season, loved it!! Asking when season 3 is coming out 🤪 @netflix got an answer for an eager, impatient Dino obsessed young boy?

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

Dear @netflix, my son woke up at 5 am ready to watch #CampCretaceous. You owe me coffee. Pm me for address and preferences. Signed, one tired mama. #gotosleep #dinoobsessed

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

One day last week, I woke up, on my own, before my two small kids. It was amazing. Maybe this would happen more often?! Maybe they’d sleep in a little. Today, they woke up before 6 am. So, that’s a no. #parenting #itstooearly #gobacktosleep #allthecoffee

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

Why isn’t Kaysar rallying people for votes? If Bay, Day, Ian, David, Kevin all vote for Christmas and flip Memphis or Tyler? Tyler can flip and blame it on Memphis. This seems doable. #bb22

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@CBSBigBrother I have a better idea for next summer. Replay the best moments of seasons 1-14, have those houseguests watch the clips and comment. I think we would all rather watch that than what has become of the “new school” game. Thanks. #BB22 #BigBrother #itsjustnotthesame

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

I would like a season of BB with average age 35. All stars is close but too many past relationships are clouding game play. Avg age 35, established in careers, not wanting followers and just wanting to play. the. game. seeking fame is ruining it. #bb #bemorelikesurvivor

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@HarryBoschGal I *think* if Nicole F wasn’t there then maybe Dani would play with Janelle for real but can’t be sure. Keesha would have. It’s so dumb bc they all think J is being a manipulative snake and she’s the only one being straightforward. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

Enough of this. Just cancel #BBAllStars2 now. Wait till Rachel and Jessica can play with Janelle. Invite Bayleigh back. This is SO ridiculous. It’s actually embarrassing as a woman. #bb22

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

Janelle is a strong, independent, beautiful woman. NicoleA has mentioned her insecurities in the past. What if she just can’t believe someone like Janelle would want to work with her? Sad part is, Janelle probably sees some of herself in NicoleA but Nicole can’t see it. #bb22

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

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[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@PadmaLakshmi Bloody Mary’s, mimosas, crab cake eggs Benedict and home style fries.

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

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[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@Travbrad5 @LMcCullers43 @astros @blummer27 @RealToddKalas Oh for sure. Thought maybe he had a secondary role. Hope he comes back better than ever soon.

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

Wondering why @LMcCullers43 travels with the @astros and always at the games when he’s not on the 40 man roster? @blummer27 @RealToddKalas care to answer?

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@LMcCullers43 @astros @blummer27 @RealToddKalas Thought I saw you on the road

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@blummer27 @LMcCullers43 @astros @RealToddKalas Thanks! https://t.co/aT14CB108U needs to fix their website then. https://t.co/4i0XbkCHc8

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@JonathanBranham Another part of our childhood closes.

[Everything Texas @texasforevertwt]

RT if you’re from Texas.

I’m tryin to see something..

[Kelley Monteith @kelkel1109]

@JonathanBranham @JeremyBranham @UHCougarBB @American_Conf YES! do you ever have two or more days off in a row?