Kellan Larson

[Kellan Larson @kellanlarson]

When penguins are in the zoo they are not cold anymore.

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When elephants live in snow they are penguins.

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"I don't want to go to school. I want to go shopping first."

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I've got you under arrest. (Said while holding Daddy around the neck.)

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We don't eat our bugers.

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What's this called? #thingsisayalot

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I got a haircut today.

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I slept nine hours straight last night. Yeah!!

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I pooped.

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I am producing so much snot right now.

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I just pooped on my Daddy.