Jennifer Kellas

Long ago founder of @TheMusicSlut and @AftertheJump w/ a penchant for art history, literature, tv, animal rescue, and doing good.

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

Imagine being 34 and being elected as mayor of New York City. Not only that, the first Islamic mayor of New York City. The greatest city in the world. Fuck, yes. #zohranfornyc

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

Where is @strikeforcefive? We need you more than ever.

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

@Jmscher1 @Brook @joerogan My theory is that people are seeing this TikTok from the episode where the title card says the man proposed right as he’s talking about crying. Couldn’t be bothered to do actual research. https://t.co/Cf2OJvGZrW

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

@TinyDancer1477 @OleMurica

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

@TinyDancer1477 @OleMurica No, she did in an interview with The City in April of 2023. It’s called Google.

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

@americasgreat She’s a Trump supporter. She’s been interviewed in the press before talking about what it is like being a Republican living in a Democratic city. 🙄 And it’s You’re, not Your in the last sentence of the quote.

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

@Resist_05 What in the xenophobic bullshit is this? I 100% support Palestine as well but this is not the type of rhetoric you want to be spouting.

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

@Resist_05 You should be embarrassed for posting this. RFK Jr is a lunatic who should not be trusted.

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

I’m not lazy. I’m motivationally challenged.

[Justin Brannan @JustinBrannan]

Mr. Coy is 33. He's been living in Bay Ridge for 8 years. Emigrated from Guatemala looking to build a better life. On Monday, while making deliveries, he was hit by a deranged U-Haul driver. Doc says he won't able to walk again for 7 months. Can you help? https://t.co/sb7BJUwHoa

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

Is it, @netflix? IS IT?

[Netflix @netflix]

Love is sharing a password.

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

The battered fry truck was given numerous citations 🍟

[News12WC @News12WC]

ROUGH COMMUTE 🍟 Truck carrying 42,000 pounds of French fries slams into Hutchinson River Parkway overpass. #fries #hutch
https://t.co/varc6XceIV

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

#frission

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

This Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton medley is one of the greatest performances of all time. 😭 https://t.co/YEG3Ytwjy8

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

Have you ever found yourself saying, "I shouldn't buy that. When would I have an excuse to wear it?" Take it from moi: Buy it and wear it whenever and wherever you want! Who needs an excuse to look fabulous?!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

👏 give 👏 lizzo 👏 more 👏 haunted 👏 artifacts

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

@NoahGarfinkel Omg, please don’t. I’ve had “the light blue sponge is the counter sponge” in my head for 15 years.

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

#DoomPatrol is an incredible, crazy, piece of art and one of my favorite shows on tv right now. @warnerbros can suck it. #brendanfraser4ever

[debscher @debscher]

Blink and you'll miss it, but @kellas and I were on tv!

[Jennifer Kellas @kellas]

Fostering the cutest pup right now! She’s full of snuggles, 1 yr old, completely healthy, and gentle. She would love a home with a yard as she is curious and high energy. Great with dogs and mult ppl. Med size at 30 lbs. DM me!