Kelly Culbertson

your friendly neighborhood feelings expert

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

man I love my job but high schoolers are assholes!!

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

“you let your pet sleep with you”

i’d let that mf represent me in court

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

Where in my 18 years of education was the lesson on finding a rug that pulls the whole room together???

[ikea 🪶 @lovcsickgirl]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with fall out boy

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

I am “ten years ago I paid $475 for my portion of rent” years old

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

And also with you 🙏🏻

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

it’s officially taurus season 💚

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

No seat hottie unfortunately

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

Welcome to another episode of will today finally be the day I have a hot seat mate on my flight. Stay tuned

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

@thegreeneworkz

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

Once you get ghosted a certain amount of times in your life, you should be able to redeem all of those situations for one situation that you yourself get to ghost

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

I absolutely did not need to be reminded of my generational shortcomings this aggressively today

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

Perpetual singleness becomes more and more appealing every gd day

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

Hitting the griddy should be considered an occupational hazard, obviously because I work with the youth but also because I am sitting at my desk right now with an over the shoulder heating pad and no will to go on

[alex @alex_abads]

happy valentines to them only

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

I deleted my TikTok app please pray for me in these uncertain times ahead

[Mel Woods @intothemelwoods]

Love the appreciation for Kim Petras, but she's not the first trans woman ever to win a Grammy, that's Wendy Carlos!

Trans synth queen Carlos won 3 Grammys for "Switched-On-Bach" in 1969. She later went on to compose the soundtracks for The Shining and A Clockwork Orange.

[Kelly Culbertson @kellbatron]

Only overachievers get Covid on the third anniversary of the first known case in the US 💁🏼‍♀️